Review of Asami of London

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Clean and tidy bedsitter, but the mat by the bathtub was dirty and the towels felt damp to the touch. The building is a massive block in the area near South Ken tube.

The real thing, for once. Young, pretty, soft skin, demure, Japanese. A good handful of boobage and the same could be said of the butt. Some hair you know where. No match for the photos, which I'm guessing were selected from a google random images search. Needless to say, I can't promise my Asami will be the Asami you will meet.

I said to myself, 'If she's Japanese, go for it!' Even if she's not that young (maybe 30s) and not that pretty; so long as she's professional, let's give her a whirl, a try, a bonk even.

You can imagine my relief when this Asami opened the door. Given how iffy these agencies can be, setting you up with a dried husk where you expected a young sapling, I count this failure as a success of sorts, because she actually was young, pretty and Japanese.

Beyond that...another dud.

I took a shower, gratefully on a hot day, then joined the already naked. Then one by one the apples retreated to the top of the tree, the water drained away, and Tantalus was left once again, unsated.

You don't pay this kind of money to spend an hour with someone who can scarcely hide their disgust, curiously at what you're doing, or wanting to do, rather than what she's signed up for. This is what the website says:
Massage and Full Service inc;


BJ, CIF, CIM, COB, DFK, DS, FK, GFE,

OWO, WF, WS, 69, Couples,

Domination & Role Play.

This is what I say: yeah right! Asami wouldn't kiss at all; she even tried to discourage my kisses of any part of her body, especially her nipps. I begin to think this trait among the Japanese is a racist thing. Am I equally guilty in wanting to hook up with the Yuma Asami submissive erotic lovedream type? For the money expected, plus the fact that I have met 1/2 who really were like that, I don't think it's unreasonable. Asami, it hardly needs saying, wouldn't accept oral, didn't want hands down there, especially not on the rosebud (which was gorgeous, btw), wiped her tongue off with paper after covered oral (just like the previous Asami I once met) and made me feel like I was filthy and that she hated me. When we were done I showered and she leapt in after me, washing herself energetically (she was gargling mouthwash and making revolting noises while I was under the water).

In short, hideous.
Still, at least this one was actually young and Japanese. Now, If I could just find a girl who really did offer a GFE and didn't mind a spank on the bum and a little anal play. With all these bogus profiles and moving people around, they're so hard to pin down.