Review of Ella of London

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Studio flat in wellknow block, very untidy

Definitely not the one on the web site who looks 15 years younger. Resembling with a lot of imagination of blurred vision.

Terrible, left after 30'. Rushed from the word go. Not shower offered to start despite arriving in a sweat. Started mixing the nuru gel and then put on very un-sexy a shower cap. On to the bed on my front for 25' of repetition of the same back rub and a bit of body massage, all very much in a haste and repetitive with th noise of her washing machine for background music. Try to visualize the shower cap and the washing machine and you start to get the picture. No eroticism whatsoever. Asked to turn over and immediately started to tug at poor old johnny who had had enough already and decided this was not his day. At which point I asked her to stop, told her in no uncertain term how lousy her service was, had a quick shower and left. The lady should behind a desk at some far away administration center not offering her personal services. I write few reviews but punt 2-3 tiems a month and this must be my worst experience in years.