Review of Chelsea of Nottingham

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The lady was tall pretty blonde with blue eyes. I would say she's a size 10

I've never heard of or used this Nottingham agency before but the lady who answered was very polite and helpful. After searching in the galley of the website I decided to go for Chelsea as she was described as tall and blonde, just as I like them, alarm bells should have rung when there was no other information on her profile page other then her stats.

I booked her for an hour (£150) expensive and silly of me............She arrived on time and I must say she looked stunning, she's about the right age as mentioned on the site (24yrs) long blonde hair and a great smile, catwalk model looks

From there it went downhill and a total waste of my money and time.

First of all she's very shy and to me seemed out of her depth in this game, it was difficult to get a word out of her but later warmed up a little. She just didn't know what to do. Worse was to follow, after the paperwork was dealt with I led her into the bedroom and we started to kiss, when we got on the bed she just laid there like a shop dummy, then as we started to get down to business she said she said doesn't do blowjobs !! What The Fuck!!! :scare:....I had to literally guide her hand to my throbbing member and show her what to do.

Must be one of the worst punts I've ever had, as I said she really is a stunner, great body and a lovely smile but absolutely useless at the escorting. I will never use the agency again and certainly not her (Chelsea)

I hope some day she reads this, my advice to her would be Get out of this game, its not for you, I think you're in it just for the money and nothing else, I was really pissed off but respectful to her. She set her an alarm for just under an hour and when the buzzer went off she couldn't move fast enough. She had a driver waiting outsid with the engine running the whole time, i'm sure this whole thing was some kind of sick joke, no one can be this bad, surely....

I know it wasn't me as I've had great punts and good feedbacks, i'm always clean and respectful to WG's. My place is very clean, fresh and new with ample off road parking so its not as though she wasn't comfortable or anything. I'm sure we've all had bad days and people we just didn't click with but I promise this was different, for me it was a very awkward and bad experience.