Review of Celine of Birmingham

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Brand new apartment. Really difficult to park anywhere around here. gates to complex are closed and I really prefer my car to be away from the punt. Had to drive around for a good 10 minutes to find a space then walk back to the apartment. Went to 2 other apartments before I found the right 1. Celines directions weren't much help to be fair. Luckily nobody answered at the other 2.

In her pictures she looks quite hot. It was the same girl, just much shorter and plumper than I imagined. Big tits and a big ass. Long brown hair tied up. Not really as attractive as in the pictures. However you can become more attractive if your attitude is right.

I really should stay away from these cheap Romanian girls. Looked pretty in the pictures, and what 50 year old doesn't want a pretty 23 year old jumping up and down on his cock. However, this was a shockingly poor punt. Took of her tracksuit and told me to undress. Told me to lay down on a mattress on the floor and she tried to put the rubber on my limp cock. Then tried to get me erect. Slipped my old chap in her mouth and sucked on it for a few mins. Asked if all was ok. She then reached for her phone and started texting while sucking on my cock. I started to lose my erection and she tried to get it back by giving me a hand job, while still texting and reading messages. Nothing was happening downstairs and she was showing no interest at all. At no time did she get on top, no sex took place I didn't even get to play with her tits as she sat down the bed while sucking and tugging on my cock.
After about 20 mins I realised she wasn't experienced enough to regain my erection so I made my excuses and left.