Review of Barbie of Birmingham

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Private house, immaculately clean although the builder should be keelhauled. Just off a main drag but there are issues with postcodes and street numbers that provided a bit of entertainment en route for a non-local. Parking in a VP slot and while her house entrance is exposed to the street it was deserted when I went in.

The pictures on her site page do not lie but as the cliche goes they don't tell the whole truth, which is much much better. Funnily enough I have in the past has a liaison with an equally fit lady of similar age but in another country, otherwise i would have to describe her as totally unique with an amazing body for someone who puts 51 on her profile. Barbie is tall, has an hourglass figure with no body fat to speak of and its topped with a splendid pair of pert implants. Assuming the surgeon was male I hope she blew him as a reward afterwards. Facially she is very attractive and careful with her make-up, and she has a mass of blonde hair with I would guess extensions. If you saw her on a porn site you would be thinking blow me she's fit I fancy a go with her - well its possible, just pop up to South Brum, 15 mins off the M42 and there you are. Mind you the queue is probably half way to the M6 already.

Anyone who has read my posts over the last year will know that I have been cut down in my prime so to speak. I have to use a pump for sex and the possibilities are limited, but still surprisingly good. This is relevant because, lying on my back after having it rubbed by the aforementioned boobage, and then having my balls and cock massaged in the same way, Barbie would have been looking at the head of an engorged cock somewhere between my navel and my chin. She would have rolled a rubber on it and we would have enjoyed a prolonged multi position coitus until I unloaded all over he magnificent chest. It must be hard for a girl when none of that happens except in my mind, but anyway after pumping myself hard I was able to enjoy the sight of her pert rump in front of me as well as in the bedroom mirrors. So I had an enjoyable hour with a friendly and chatty lady, and just imagined the mayhem that might have occurred if an earlier version of Mr Panda had rocked up for an extended session.

After I had a bit more chat and a laugh, s shower, and left with a spring in my step, promising to return, provided operation stack hasn't been triggered by this report.