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No. 123620 - Published 20 Nov 2016

Review of Linda of London

Details of Visit
Author:Barmy007
Type of Visit:Outcall
Date and Time of Visit:Fri 18 Nov 2016 0:30
Duration of Visit:1 Hours
Amount Paid:120
Recommended:No

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Details of Service Provider
Website:http://queensgates.co.uk/linda/
Phone:07400190395
Phone:07956402960

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The Lady
Photo and profile say (and show) 19 year old Russian, blonde, striking.
Actual girl is brunette, dark skinned, spots when I saw her. Petite, slim. Calloused feet.
The Story
She showed up after 1:30 minutes later after a 45m she will be there.
She did call even if she was almost 30m past her "1h I will be there". Couldn't understand English neither could the driver so ended up having to leave the flat and walk to them.
At first I thought about just turning her down but she was friendly and I thought I could try something different.
She got the money (12:30 something by then) and sat on the bed asking "what now?".... errr.... ok...
I caressed her and kissed her cheek and was going to continue when I got a "£30 for kissing"... what?
Ok... I undressed and so did she.
We lie in bed and I kiss a Nicole to get things going "that is also a kiss!" She says... what? No lip contact is apparently the rule. "Don't have money?" She asked. I did but said: "no, could go to cash point but not paying extras"... seriously???
"And now what?"... errr... I have a little friend that needs your help? By this time "he" was thinking he didn't want it anymore (can't blame "him" but "he" got me here so...)
She started her attempts and I had to close my eyes... I was finally getting aroused after a while and she stops. Wtf?... "sex?" She asks?
"Is it ready? Do you think???" I thought but kept it to myself. "Try a bit longer" I said and helped with my hand as I could see her sucking my little friend over a condom for an hour... a couple of minutes later I am ready. She lies in bed and spreads her legs... oh well I thought let's see.
She holds my dick whilst I get inside her she keeps her hand there for a while afraid that the condom would come off as my little friend is not so little and she failed miserably and getting it all covered to the base... her head is turned to the side looking into the distance as if she was somewhere else. Had a sac of potatoes on my bed... that moaned occasionally. Oh good...
No kissing so... decided to look at my own bed and see how fast it would be to finish this.
Done and dusted she springs up and asks me what will I do next... I said "after this meeting... sleep"
"Can I dress?" She asks. I said "sure". She leaves and this wholly horrible experience was just under 30 minutes.

Called the agency... "we will talk to the girl". Nothing else... her photo is an absolute fake!! Her everything is fake. You are responsible for the information provided. Including the "would like to see her in a sexy dress and high heels" to which I got "our girls have a dress code, sir" . So much for that as she looked good in tight jeans top and jacket (body and legs only as she is no beauty)... not what I was imagining her to be like.