Review of Criss of Plaistow

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Scruffy shared house on the Plaistow Road. Narrowest bed I've ever seen. Would be a tight fit for a beanpole. Didn't stay to try the shower.

Standard bait and switch. Viva street profile shows a good looking skinny blonde in her early 20s. On arrival told she was "not here". Offered a variety of lumpen cleaning-lady types as an alternative. A rational human being would cut his losses. But you know how it is. You've travelled out to some shitty house in the middle of nowhere. You have a raging viagra induced hard-on and as a general rule a fuck is preferable to a wank. So I chose the least lumpen of those on offer - a passable blonde by the name of Annabella. Decent face and body in her mid to late 20s.

Total waste of time. No this, no that, no the other. This position is uncomfortable. That position is uncomfortable. "Have you make cum yet? You cum soon yes?" Etc etc. Why is it that when I want to last I can't and when I want to get it over with as soon as possible I couldn't squeeze it out if my life depended on it.

Anyway gave up after 20 minutes with nothing to show for it but bruises from the plank bed and a hundred quid hole in my wallet. I guess some you win and some you loses

Ps I now see that "Chriss" is advertising a new location in Shepherds Bush. Same photos and telephone number.

Avoid