Review of Portia of House of Divine, London

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House of Divine 2 at Victoria, London SW1. This is a basement flat on a busy road in west London. The flat is clean, tidy, and the furnishings are modern and in a good state of repair. The area felt safe as did the flat.

As my visit was on a Sunday, parking in the local area was free. Resident’s parking restrictions (and charges for non-residents) apply Monday to Friday, 8.30 am to 6.30 pm. The flat lies just outside London’s congestion charging zone and, therefore just outside within the soon to be introduced, 24/7, T-Charge zone.

The flat is about half-a-mile, ten minute walk, from Victoria underground station.

Portia is tall and slender. She claims to be 5' 7" with a 34B figure. Both measurements seem accurate. She has slightly longer than shoulder length, light brown hair, and is quite pretty. She has a slightly Slavic appearance (unsurprising in view of her origin; she's East European). Her profile says she's 21 and this appears accurate. Portia has a small row of moles running along the right jawline which will help verify that she's the girl I'm writing of.

This was a punt that was fated, almost from the start. I’d had an eye on a specific HoD girl for a while and decided it was time to meet her. Twenty minutes before my appointment the maid texted to say she’d been taken ill and had had to leave. I was offered Portia in her stead. Suffice it to say that I accepted.

On arrival, I was shown to a rather small, but adequate, room and offered a drink. This came with the maid a few minutes later and Portia followed a minute or so after that.

Portia’s quite tall and, with her heels, we were almost the same height. She was in lingerie with a blouse over and heels; the same orange ones you can see in her photos on the HoD website. She seemed quite apprehensive as she entered and was clutching a small bag (which I later found to contain condoms, lube, etc.) in front of her. Later, she told me later that this was only her second shift (ever) as a WG and it seems that some of the earlier visits may not have gone as well as one might hope. I also found that she knew othat I’d been booked for the other girl (and so must have been aware that she hadn’t been my first choice) and this may not have helped her any.

We ended up kissing, and I’m not too sure how, while we undressed. I think she initiated the kiss, possibly as what little conversation we had was drying up and a snog is as good a way as any, in these circumstances, to move things along. This wasn’t the advertised FK; more like DFK, so a pleasant suprise.

At some early point, I think after we’d got onto the bed, I discovered her inexperience and decided to take the lead thereafter. At a suitable juncture, I asked her to kneel in front of the mirror to give me oral which she did. Once properly erect we repaired to the bed for sex. After, we talked for a while before preparing for—and enjoying (or I did, at least)—round two.

I found myself leaving at about the 55 minute point (of an hour booking), having had sex twice so no complaints from me.

It would be sensible to mention that she does speak good, servicable, English which was easily good enough for us to communicate throughout. Doubtless, her English will improve further as time goes on.