Review of Jane of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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Usual clean and discreet flat

Lovely EE girl, early 20s, slender.

I have had many visits to Annabellas as well as their other premises over the years. Generally the girl, upon entering the room, greets me with a smile and a kiss to help set the mood.

Jane came into the room, said a brief hello and then went to the bedside table and started setting out her supplies. She looked over her shoulder at me and said, "Take off!" Oh dear, I thought, this is about as erotic as a visit to the doctor.

The next words from Jane were "Sixty pounds" which I duly handed over.

I figured she was just new and maybe a little nervous and hoped things would warm up shortly.

She finally came over to me and gave me a hug.. I went for a kiss and she turned her head away and said "No kissing!"

At that point I knew this was going to be a bust. Got my money back from her, pulled up my trousers and left the room. I told the maid I wasn't staying and why; she was apologetic and asked if there was anyone else I would like to see. Unfortunately the other girl I fancied was not available, so I left.

After many pleasant visits to Annabellas, the law of averages finally caught up with me. This is the first time I have walked out of a booking. At least I didn't waste any money on what would undoubtedly have been a cold and mechanical service.

It is a shame because Jane is really cute; she is just in the wrong line of work.