Review of Mary of Liverpool

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A somewhat seedy terraced property in an area of North Liverpool I'd normally pass through very quickly. The house was clearly a rented property in desperate need of immediate renovation/demolition. I wasn't too bothered as I've had a life fighting the odds from Vietnam to the Falklands but always on my guard....just in case. Clearly the Governor, probably her pimp was parked downstairs with the tele on fairly loudly and although I could hear him talking, paid me no mind. Before business started I was just about as wary as one can get, which doesn't gel well when sex is n the menu. There was plenty of available parking outside and thankfully my car has seen better days so I wasn't too bothered about it and the unsavoury neighbourhood.

Up the stairs and into the bedroom, which badly needed redecoration/renovation but at least the bed looked clean enough otherwise I would have made a sharp exit.

Interestingly the Viva street page portrayed a gorgeous young woman, maybe 20 or so with one of the best bodies ever. Face was hidden and little doubt it was a totally different woman that appeared on the scene. Purporting to be Spanish and unable to speak English may well have been the case but she may equally have been Romanian or Bulgarian; I know not. In effect she looked the wrong side of 30 despite the photos saying 25. She was OK and probably scored 5 out of 10 as opposed to the 10 out of 10 in her alleged photos.

She insisted I paid her £100 for the hour despite stating £80 on Vivastreet. Money paid she shuffled her tits about but no way would she let me kiss her reasonably ample tits. Promptly dived int an immediate blowjob with a johny on informing me a massage was an extra tenner......NO WAY was I going to pay that. The blowjob was singularly unexciting, amateurish and totally sexless as was the rest of the rapid cow girl, missionary and finally doggy positions which all took a minute or two. In short she was totally useless, absolutely crap at her job and to be recommended only to my very worse enemies. After less than 20 minutes I thought I should finish it so had a couple of snorts of poppers which always does the trick for me. This sent her absolutely ballistic and I had to shelve the poppers. By this time she was giving me the second and final blowjob which with the aid of the popper snorts enabled me to just about come. The whole thing was a rip-off disaster and she and her "pimp" should be avoided at all costs. I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there and can't envisage anyone going back for seconds. One of the worst encounters for me, nay I think the worst!