Review of Evelyn of Bedford

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The place is on the end of a set of terrace houses. The street is open for all the neighbours to see, no privacy at all when entering. The room it's self was a top floor bedroom with a double mattress upon which was left over makeup bottles ect. There was mess everywhere on the floor and bed. The Curtin didn't shut properly and the light was like a spot lamp gleaming down.

The girl (Romanian), who has 3 different adverts didn't look like her pictures, she was however slim and tiny, at best being 5' ... her tits were saggy and past best, her cesarean scar was prominant and poorly done. She was seemingly young, teens or very early 20s, her attitude was shocking. Blunt, arrogant and not welcoming at all. The only plus I can point out is that her pussy was so tight it pulled the condom off mid ejaculation.

The experience was poor at best. She was late to start with and left me standing in the middle of a very open family housed street. Once I got inside the house I was led up the stairs and presented with 3 girls, no words were spoken so I just pointed at "evelyn". I was lead inside a messy and unprepared room and sat on the bed which to say the least you could have fallen through it was so limp.

She got totally undressed (No fun even with that) asked me to undress and lay next to her. The whole ordeal was stiff and awkward. She blew me for a while I sat there as I wasn't aloud to touch her. Totally a turn off. I was however allowed to lick her clit in the end but not allowed to make her cum, being pushed off for getting close. She then handed me a condom and laid back, missionary only, no other position allowed. It was rather off putting as she kept checking her phone and changing the music. No real touching or kissing allowed I just kept pumping away awkwardly looking at her and then the head of the bed. She was at best motionless and quiet just looking away to her phone. I did climax but she pushed me off claiming the condom had come off (which it did) .. She was extremely tight! I didn't cum, but at this point lost all interest and she wasn't happy with me putting another on and finishing... She tossed me off until I started to cum at which point she jumped up and handed me some wet wipes...

After all this I basically paid £80 for a limp twisted wank which wasn't even finished properly.

I then got dressed and bundled put the door where I walked passed a row of punters lined up in cars.

100% wouldn't go near the place again, bowl of popcorn and pornhub on the computer would have been a more satisfying night.

Complete waste of money