Review of Jessica & Gigi of Asian Escorts London, Asianselection Oriental, London

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Rather dingy flat in unremarkable building near Queensway.

Neither girl looked much like their profile photos - apparently Photoshop was used to great effect. Gigi did have a nice enhanced rack and was fairly slim, whereas Jessica (if that was even her) was rather chunky and not very attractive.

A very disappointing punt. I’ve used this agency before and had good luck with friendly, sexy, affectionate, service-oriented Thai girls. This had to be one of the worst sessions I can remember. Bad enough that website photos are far more flattering than the reality, but it was the service that was the real let-down.

First, the top-floor flat of this building was a bit of a dump. Cramped room in a dreary, not very clean flat. Second, the girls seemed totally disinterested and spent half the time looking at their phones. Jessica was rather chunky down below, not very attractive and kept her lingerie on the whole time. Gigi had a nice body, but neither was service-oriented at all. The ad said DFK and all the usual, but in fact neither of them would kiss at all, or for that matter even look at me (and I’m not exactly the Elephant Man). Very mechanical service, absolutely none of the smiley enthusiasm you usually get with Thai girls.

We eventually got going, and Jessica blew me while Gigi stuck her (nicely enhanced) tits in my face, but that was about all I got from either of them. I wasn’t that into it, so despite foolishly paying for 90 minutes, I spent maybe five minutes boning Gigi while Jessica played with her phone, then got a HJ to finish. After that came a very lame 4-handed massage with them chattering endlessly in Thai, and even a Thai dude coming in and out of the flat talking to them through the door!

I was due another pop but frankly couldn’t be bothered, the girls were so disinterested and eventually so was I. Rinsed off in the shower and left 400 quid lighter and not at all pleased with the experience. Not sure I will use this agency again.