Review of Martini of Dior Kensington Escorts, London

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Easy location about 10 mins walk from baker Street Tube.
Safe, easy to find.

Very small, much more so than I was expecting. She is about 5 foot at best. Still all in proportion and very good looking. Hot body with a fine natural rack and a great Ass.

Its not good- She started by complaining I had not knocked on the door, But I had. It was all downhill after I gave her the cash.

Professional timewaster- She was gone for ages when I was in the shower then wandered in and out of the room constantly for no reason afterwards.
Conversation was very strange and mostly consisted of her asking questions obviously designed to make you lose your rag.
Its a shame as she is super fit and has a great rack. I never got anywhere near them however- She was straight on with a condom, then used wipes on the condom (!)
Her BJ would have been good if it was OWO, I tried to feel her tits but she said Ouch, then she turned around and offered me her tight Butt-
I gave it a good go for about 10 minutes and pounded away, but she looked like she was asleep or Dead, I then pulled out and she insisted I had cum, then said she liked going to sleep when Clients were there.
She then got cross and said she didn't like having sex.
Really this is unacceptably bad. I was clean, showered and presentable. I'm not horrific looking either.
I just got up, put my clothes on and headed out.
She asked me not to leave a review for her, I asked why and she said she didn't want bad reviews, I asked if she deserved a bad review and she said yes. Well, here it is.

Avoid like the the Plague.

I texted the agency afterwards with feedback, they seemed unsurprised