Review of Jess of House of Divine, London

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As described in numerous other reviews.

Very pretty, 20 something, slightly above average in height, slim, fully shaved, small to medium sized breasts. Photos on HoD's website are definitely of her and confirm how attractive she is. While described as being EE, in appearance she could mistaken for being middle eastern or from anywhere around the Mediterranean basin.

I clearly didn't get the best out of Jess. After a long run of superb punts at HoD and elsewhere, I suppose the bubble had to burst sooner or later.

Jess took a bit longer to enter the room than other ladies normally do and I had to twiddle my thumbs for a little while after undressing. There was definitely an undercurrent when she did come in. The first thing she said after the initial greetings was “pay now.” It wasn't what she said but the way she said it. I pointed over to the bedside table where the banknotes were laid out in a line to save ladies from having to ask.

I asked whether she would do gfe and she said she did and started to plant little kisses over my face particularly on the lips. When I tried fk, I was told “no tongues.” It wasn't what she said but the way she said it. Fk isn't listed on her profile so I wasn't expecting to be receiving it but thought I'd try as other ladies have been obliging even when it hasn't been expressly stated.

By this time, the atmosphere had worsened and I felt really uncomfortable being in her company. It was so bad that I was very close to walking out with 15 minutes of the session remaining.

Oral was next on the agenda and she asked whether I wanted it with or without. “Without.” I responded. “Don't come in my mouth” she replied. It wasn't what she said but the way she said it. She positioned herself so it was hard for me to touch her between the legs but when I did manage to get there she barked “no fingers inside.” It wasn't what she said but the way she said it.

Her owo technique was excellent but she hardly managed to arouse me though to her credit she kept trying. For me, it is virtually unheard of to be anything but rigidly hard by this stage of the proceedings. After several minutes she gave up and started to unwrap the condom. I was too flaccid for it to roll on so she gave up. I was successful after a few shakes of a my own hand and was soon hard enough to enter her easily.

This is where things took an unexpected twist. In missionary position doing what most will consider to be the most intimate of acts between two people, the atmosphere changed, her face softened and there was a warm look in her eyes as she repeatedly caught my gaze. This was undoubtedly the best part of the punt for me but I didn't want it to end this way. I asked to be finished by hand which she did very quickly. Then she was out of the room to dress before coming back in to show me out.

There we have it from my perspective. I'm not going to try speculating why things turned out the way they did nor pass judgement on her. Jess is extremely attractive and I'm sure most punters will be happy to book her for this reason alone.

I knew I shouldn't have tempted fate in my previous review by bragging about my comparatively successful punting career!