Review of Kia of Morecambe

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Topaz is in a quiet residential neighbourhood and there is nothing about the premises to make it stand out from the other houses in the street. It was a Saturday and I don’t know whether the parking is as busy during the week but I was fortunate in finding a space very close. I would suggest getting there 15/20 minutes early to make sure you can park not too far away. Better to sit in the car for a few minutes than be late. It’s only 10 minutes walk from the Eric Morecambe statue in the seafront so you should be able to park somewhere fairly close. During the week it might be quieter with people at work. You enter the premises through a gate into the backstreet only about 10 yards from the end so it doesn’t look as though your are lurking. The entry through the kitchen door was easy. There was a bell but the receptionist was looking for me out of the window and I opened the door before I could ring the bell. The house is just ordinary, which is what you would expect with it only being used for business. The shower room is downstairs and I was given a bathrobe when I went to have a shower afterwards. Both receptionist and lady were very friendly and not at all businesslike. The receptionist seemed surprised when I insisted in giving her the fee right away before the session began. I’ve always, with occasional exceptions, been used to being asked for the fee as soon as entering the premises

Physical description of Kia? Very nice. Very nice indeed. She’s described as a 30 year old lady and she doesn’t look as though that’s far off the mark. She’s white but nicely tanned all over and her dark hair goes very well with everything else. The photos on the site are accurate she would certainly catch your eye if you saw her walking down the street. With her clothes on, of course.

It says on her profile “Kia does kiss and cuddle and specialises in everything except A” which is absolutely accurate. She entered the room wearing just a bra, panties and heels. This is not a criticism because over the years probably 90% of the ladies I’ve seen have come “dressed for action” but, and this is only me, I like to meet the lady when she has some clothing on as I like to undress my “present.” I’ve no doubt if I made that request on a future visit it would happen. I won’t see a lady if she won’t kiss. Sometimes I’ve met someone who says they will but then either says the information is wrong (well change your profile) or are only halfhearted. No worries about this with Kia. I thought she was going to swallow me and her tongue taste my breakfast. But I’m the same. So that got us off to a good start. One of my favourite ways of beginning, when you are with someone who will and can kiss as good as Kia, is to kiss while I let my hand explore and enter a pleasure spot. Get it right, and hold her tight so she can’t move, and it feels great. For both of you.

We moved onto the bed. It’s big. No worry about falling off and a large bath towel on it. She was immediately on to own and if you want the pornstar version you’ll get a very good one. Soft, warm and delicate. After a few minutes of this, while I was busy continuing to allow my finger to do some exploring I persuaded her, while she was still busy, to move her derrière into position for me to rim her and discovered she quite liked this being done. She also told me she gets off on filthy language which I thought unusual because ladies have always told me it’s the guys who request them to talk dirty. Not wanting to offend her I was only too happy to oblige. At this point I should say her body, apart from being true to the photos was nice and smooth and everything was natural and available. She’s an excellent horsewoman.

I get a lot of pleasure from pleasing a lady. It’s not all about fucking. The tongue can be very useful, as with rimming and kissing and flicking a nipple, but it’s best used for tasting a lady “down there.” Usually it’s the lady in control. She’ll ask you what you like/want to do but she’s in control but when it comes to licking and sucking dessert it’s definutely, if you get it right, the guy who’s in control. It quite good to pause and have her beg you to get back to work. It’s essential the lady is shaved and clean to get maximum enjoyment and Kia was both of these and tasted really good.

My prime concern is to have fun and to make it enjoyable for the lady so she would be happy to see me again. To cut a long story short we continued and then finished off with kissing and cuddling. I promised that I would, after leaving, do something special for Kia, which I did, and was pleased when, a few weeks later, she told me how much she liked it.

I’d never seen a lady in Morecambe before and had never visited an establishment like Topaz. Always at a lady’s flat or home. An opportunity arose and on impulse, although it’s over an hours drive, I decided to make a booking. I’m glad I did and will return when I have the chance.

One final thing. I can’t recommend Kia too highly. It’s as simple as that.