No. 128745 - Published 24 Sep 2019
Review of Julia of Independent Babes, Slough
Details of Visit
Author: | Mighty Boosh |
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Type of Visit: | Incall |
Date and Time of Visit: | Fri 20 Sep 2019 18:00 |
Duration of Visit: | 30 Minutes |
Amount Paid: | 80.00 |
Recommended: | No |
Details of Service Provider
Profile Name: | Independent Babes - click to view profile in a new window |
Website: | http://www.independentbabes.co.uk |
Phone: | 01753821435 |
Phone: | 07971943689 |
Notes: | Formerly known as Attractions Massage. This agency has been found to have passed off stock model photos as their escorts. |
The Premises
Lovely house off Cippenham Lane. Ample parking outside and inside is always immaculate with refreshments and drinks for the clientele. 3 bedrooms and a waiting room. Shower facilities with clean bed-linen and fresh towels available.
The Lady
Where do I start?
A cross between Zsa Zsa Gabor (aged 99) and Jackie Stallone after her botox and face lift.
Her profile pics are all photo-shopped and in real life her face and body are not very easy on the eyes.
Tits are fake.
Nails are fake.
Hair extensions are fake.
Trout pout lips are fake.
If you want Au Natural then it's best to avoid.
A cross between Zsa Zsa Gabor (aged 99) and Jackie Stallone after her botox and face lift.
Her profile pics are all photo-shopped and in real life her face and body are not very easy on the eyes.
Tits are fake.
Nails are fake.
Hair extensions are fake.
Trout pout lips are fake.
If you want Au Natural then it's best to avoid.
The Story
I don't take pride in writing bad reviews about girls and personally I would be happy to write good reviews about all the girls but this is a review site where people like you and me come on and want to recommended a great experience with a beautiful woman.
I stayed and saw Julia because I had rang in the morning and was told that a new girl had started and I made an appointment to see her after work and I never walk out of an appointment because my word is my word and I don't want to fall out with this establishment.
I was all excited until she walked in and then I tried to convince myself that a more mature women will provide me with a more mature and relaxed service - Wrong!
She says she was from Poland (Pre-War I guess) and her English was pretty good but she did not want to listen to my instructions and change her BJ to something I wanted her to give me. She just had one gear and was never going to move out of it. And when her teeth started scaping against my general I told her to stop and change her angles. Maybe with all that lip filler she lost the feeling of her lips and just couldn't deliver an adequate service.
Like Milli Vanilli my appointment with Julia will always be a one hit wonder. I won't be seeing her again because she is not the type of woman that I find attractive and most important of all the service she provides is poor and inadequate.
I stayed and saw Julia because I had rang in the morning and was told that a new girl had started and I made an appointment to see her after work and I never walk out of an appointment because my word is my word and I don't want to fall out with this establishment.
I was all excited until she walked in and then I tried to convince myself that a more mature women will provide me with a more mature and relaxed service - Wrong!
She says she was from Poland (Pre-War I guess) and her English was pretty good but she did not want to listen to my instructions and change her BJ to something I wanted her to give me. She just had one gear and was never going to move out of it. And when her teeth started scaping against my general I told her to stop and change her angles. Maybe with all that lip filler she lost the feeling of her lips and just couldn't deliver an adequate service.
Like Milli Vanilli my appointment with Julia will always be a one hit wonder. I won't be seeing her again because she is not the type of woman that I find attractive and most important of all the service she provides is poor and inadequate.
This Lady's Reviews
Number | Author | Published | Recommended |
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128745 | Mighty Boosh | 24 Sep 2019 | NO |
Total Reviews: 1
Recommended: 0, 0%
Not Recommended: 1, 100%
Neutral: 0, 0%
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