Review of Lara of Milton Keynes

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Street cycling to the premises I was met with black gated entrance to an estate of flats, people were coming and going and I was told second building on the right. If you were in a car you could park in the street and walk in as parking isn't obvious. The building is worn and had a feeling of unpleasantness about it, I went up to the first floor to her flat which had an improved look about compared with outside. Inside her flat was pretty standard, a bed in a small room and nowhere to put your clothes when you take them off but the floor.

This lady is a complete lier when I first spoke to her she said that she was the person in the photo on her profile but this is not the case, she has large breasts is about 5'5", in her 20's but that where the similarities stop, she is larger in body (maybe a size 16) and has many tattoos. She had had a bad boob job and the scars are extremely viable

My experience with this lady has reminded my why I use agencies now, I will start at the beging. Street funding get profile on Viva Street I then phoned the number and asked if it was her in the photo, she said yes it was and so I thought ok I will see her. She text me her post code and later on I arranged a time with her and went to visit, on arrival I was greeted with a black gated entrance to an estate of flats with people coming and going. I phoned her to find out eye I ment never to go and obviously I want sure if I was even ment to go though the gate, I found her difficult to understand but eventually established that I was to go through the gate and it was the second building on the right, I go to to the building and there are 2 guys taking at the door and just let me in and carry on talking. I find her door and knock, the lady that answers in not the lady in the picture and I'm not particularly happy but she had big tits so obviously I go in. She takes me into a small room with a bed and I don't have any problems with the room itself, she promptly asks me to pay, at this point even though she had blatantly lied to me I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and it was only £60 I payed the money and took my clothes off. She took the money to another room and returned undressing herself and pointing me towards the bed. This is were it all started going from bad to worse, I didn't acknowledge it at first but her tits are really scared from maybe the worst boob job I have ever seen in terms of scarring, I know stuff happens to people and sometimes it out of there control but this was becoming off-putting, we start fucking and I'm thinking that I'll just finish as fast a possible and leave which was exactly what she wanted buy the lack of any real interaction, then she said "doggy?" We all know that means I want you to finish now but I declined and instead asked for a hand job, it was the worst have job I've ever experienced, she squeezed the life out of my cock and in the end I had to finish it myself or she was going to injure me. I want to warn everyone that I can, if you want a good experience do not see this woman, Milton Keynes is the worst place for independent escorts. Agencies for me going forward at least you know what you are getting.