Review of Laura of Girlfriends Experience, Sheffield

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Premises is a well known establishment. Premises is a blacked out front with buzzer in a cul de sac with a parade of shuttered up shops. It’s very close to Meadowhall Shopping Centre, easy to find with easy parking. Clean premises with upstairs and downstairs rooms. On first visit, upstairs room was clean with mirrors and a decent shower. On second visit, one of the pillows was stained with a red stain and floor was wet from previous customer.
On first visit, a pretty young Thai(?) receptionist managed a quiet shop and second visit the desk was managed by a different woman; noticeably the atmosphere was rowdy with loud chatter and male voice which was off putting and very different atmosphere to first impression.

Pictures are of her but she’s definitely older than 37 claimed, 7/10 face when smiling, body is 6/10. Heavy scarring on breasts and you’ll hear all about her legs in field report below.

Skills and a professional attitude would still have produced a desired outcome but not to be.

Pussy was clean from brief visit downstairs.

She is very very odd. Especially about being touched (legs or nipples on this occasion). Will be very interested to see what others make of her attitude and to hear experiences good or bad.

Terrible experience. A warning for all punting in Sheffield area. After a very positive experience a couple of weeks ago with Cindy, returned driving an hour up M1.

Laura is not all she seems. Something not right here. Looks wise she is 40+ but average. Tanned and the view from the back was unappealing. Was expecting the sensual and expert touch of Cindy but instead soon was treated to what seems to be a tried and tested scam of suddenly adopting an unwarranted and unprovoked clamming up of legs so that I could literally not imagine how sex would be possible.

After being told to lie face down for massage which would have been welcome, she did a couple of minutes while we chit chatted about Perfume and shopping, she lay on her side and taking this as a cue I turned to lick her nipples. She moaned and said “I like that you are gentle”. Within a minute or two she started twitching and kept her left breast out of reach so I couldn’t kiss it. When asked if she was ok, she replied that it was ticklish but did not say stop. I asked her to lift her arms (her breasts by now showed heavy vertical scarring from surgery) and I gently kissed her arm and armpit saying she had a nice natural scent. She covered her nipple with her hand which stopped the licking and I slid my hand down between her legs to insert a finger shallowly. She wasn’t dry but also wasn’t wet but I was pleased that she might enjoy some gentle fingering. I wasn’t anywhere close to turned on thus far so I asked if she liked being licked out and she said she loved it so I moved down towards the end of the bed to start oral on her but was baffled that she wouldn’t open her knees thus making it impossible to proceed. I placed my hands on her legs to guide her to move them open but she didn’t. Increasingly confused I said she wasn’t very flexible? To which she claimed she was and did plenty of yoga. I asked what was wrong and her mood changed dramatically. I knew it wasn’t going to end in any kind of orgasm by now. She irritably gestured “this this…” what you’re doing with your hands. I sat up and said hmmm maybe I’ll let you do what you’re good at. I lay back down and to her credit she proceeded with brief attempt at oral without and there was some sensation but the mood had turned very sour. Now closing my eyes to try to get somewhere towards an erection she suddenly stopped and said what position to which I replied “let’s see when we get there” (knowing now only a miracle would produce an erection and penetration). She sat up and stopped all pretence at service or sex giving me a look like she was very unhappy. I said if it’s going to be like that maybe just give me money back and I’ll fuck off (could’ve been politer but by now I fell well and truly mugged off).

She immediately went into battle mode and said she would get management to sort me out. I put my pants on and the receptionist came scream into the room telling me to F off. The whole situation had turned ugly very quickly and I would have cut my losses and left never to return except the receptionist/manager was implying I had abused her girl and she wasn’t standing for, seeming to be stalling for backup, she grabbed my folio (which had lot of twenty pound notes in) and one of my trainers.I said you have got to be joking. This is a massive stitch up. I had to talk my way out of the premises but as soon as I exited I called her back and she seemed ready to listen to my version of what had just taken place. I told her the money didn’t matter but that she should know I had done absolutely nothing to warrant that fiasco.

She said she would talk to Laura and suddenly seemed to realise she might have been lied to about some imagined aggressive or abusive behaviour.

I’ve always been grateful for honest reviews about girls I’m interested in seeing or have been ripped off by so I’m doing my bit for punters. Cindy has skills and my Sunday visit was what made me drive an hour back for. Premises now is a total no no given how things turned out and I think Laura won’t be around long to pull more of these stunts.