Review of Alisa of Croydon

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A conversion flat in Old Town in Waddon a short walk from Croydon town centre. On street parking charges apply until 5pm. The flat was basic, not very clean or tidy and smelled of smoke. The bins by the front door also stank. The entrance would not have been discrete during daylight hours.

The lady calls herself Alisa on Adultwork. On Viva Street she's Ada. She is a very attractive Romanian in her mid 20s and told me her name was Alisa. Her photos are accurate. She is a smoker and has a fair few tattoos and piercings. Her English is excellent.

I'd been planning to see Alisa for some time as she looks like a stunner. I called her for a short notice booking with comms done by phone and text with the postcode texted to me and me calling on arrival and let in straight away. My concerns around B&S were unfounded and I found her absolutely stunning as her photos indicate she is. So far so good.

The bedroom itself was being used by another girl who also works at this premises so we used the lounge which stank of cigarettes. The paperwork was completed for a 30 minute GFE stay after which it became apparent that my understanding of GFE and Alisa's were poles apart. You can probably guess the next bit as Alisa then trotted out a list of things she wouldn't do when I tried them such as kiss and allow me to touch her breasts.

Alisa tried to get the jonny on my flaccid cock almost straight away. After minimal ball and cock play she was lubing herself up and rushing things on to sex as soon as I was hard. Sex was on the uncomfortable sofa in missionary and doggy before we moved on to the floor to continue doggy so that I didn't fall down the back of the sofa. She put her hand across her pussy throughout to limit penetration which was very annoying as I'm only average sized so there was absolutely no justification for her doing this.

At this point I was starting to get fed up with Alisa's antics so I told her to finish me off by hand. She then proceeded to give me a covered blow job which was actually okay and delivered with enthusiasm before the jonny was removed and I came by hand.

Overall I was in and out in 20 minutes and wishing I had stayed at home and used my hand for a better and cheaper time. Unfortunately Alisa is the perfect example of why Roms have such as bad reputation. Definitely one to avoid guys despite her being a stunner.