Review of April of Cheshire Elite, Crewe

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Front entrance was right next to the entrance to what seemed like a popular Turkish barber.
I used the more discreet rear entrance, quite dark but much more discreet.
Plenty of on street parking.
Decor looks run down and tired. Definitely needs a lick of paint.
Large shower in the room and clean towels provided.

April is described as in her 40s. I would say mid fifties, slim with a good handful.
There are no photos on the website due to her not working there long. Apparently about 4 months so should be enough time to upload something.
April has a lovely scouse accent, commutes to Crewe from Liverpool.
At a guess I would say April is a size 14 with a 36-38DD Bust.
Fully shaved.

Once I entered I was rushed into a vacant room while another punter was leaving the premises.
April came in and introduced herself, then the receptionist came in and asked if ok. I said yes so then paid the £50.
I was then moved into another room.
The room looked at though it had been recently used, wet towel laid out on the bed where someone had been lying.
I was offered a shower which I found to be cold. I turned up the temperature only to find the pressure dropped.
April came in so I laid down on my front. April laughed, said your here for sex so turn over.
I did so, then April wanked me until hard then asked if I wanted covered or uncovered bj, Uncovered, ok so that’s extra. I agreed so had an amazing bj, had to stop as I’d cum early and in her mouth… damn.

Anyway on went the Mac, April got on her back so missionary it was.
April moaned a little about my size saying it had been a long day.
I asked for her to go on top but she refused but suggested doggy. I agreed, but found that April kept her hand around my shaft so I couldn’t enter too deep.
That kinda annoyed me a bit to I did what I had to do and shot my load as fast as possible.
It was obvious April was tired and just wanted the day to end.

After I cum, I removed the Mac and put it into an overflowing bin then had a quick cold shower.
I paid the extra 20 for the uncovered bj then left.

Overall the experience was probably worth the 70 paid, but the cleanliness, the rush to get it over with and the fact that I wasn’t offered a choice of lady when the website advertises three is enough to put me off returning again.