No. 130795 - Published 6 Dec 2021
Review of Lucy of Croydon
Details of Visit
Author: | SextusMaximus |
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Type of Visit: | Incall |
Date and Time of Visit: | Fri 3 Dec 2021 23:00 |
Duration of Visit: | 15 Minutes |
Amount Paid: | 40 |
Recommended: | No |
Details of Service Provider
Phone: | 07410682168 |
AW Profile ID: | 4967772 WARNING - The "adultwork" site has a long history of dishonest practices including fake reviews and putting users' privacy at risk. Please encourage genuine ladies to sign up for a profile on PunterNet. |
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The Premises
Small terraced house in a residential side street in Croydon's restaurant quarter. The front door opens directly on to the street so would be very conspicuous during the day. Parking is impossible but the location is easily reached by bus. The bedroom itself was adequate and fit for purpose although there were no upstairs bathroom facilities.
The Lady
Lucy is Chinese, aged around 30, 5'8" tall, size 12-14 with long black hair and an unshaven pussy. She has a nice pair of large DD cup breasts. She looks nothing like the girl in the AW profile which is called Titsnip which offers one Chinese girl who works there for a couple of weeks at a time. Initially she spoke reasonable English but started to say that she didn't understand what I was saying as soon as the paperwork had been completed. She had the personality of a sack of potatoes and was passive-aggressive throughout.
The Story
I've visited this establishment several times in the past and had reasonable punts. Not so good they were worth recommending in reviews but not so bad as to need to warn fellow punters to steer clear. Unfortunately my punt on this occasion was awful.
I was outside the premises and phoned up for a short notice booking and was let in immediately by Sergei (or whatever the Chinese is for Sergei). I went upstairs to the bedroom and was joined by Lucy. I paid £60 for 30 minutes. She left to stash the cash while I undressed. On her return I moved to undress her and she pulled away and took her clothes off herself.
I was ordered to lie on the bed and she sat at the end of the bed out of my reach and started to massage my legs. During this time she was watching something in Chinese on her phone and there was no eye contact and it seemed she was deliberately wasting time and making no effort to get me hard. There was no kissing allowed, no touching down below and caressing her breasts was limited to 30 seconds before she started to complain.
When I remonstrated about her poor performance she pretended that she didn't understand and then tried to put a rubber on my flaccid cock. She started giving me a covered blow job (I had declined the £20 extra for OWO) which was poor and unenthusiastic. After a couple of minutes she lubed herself up and told me to have sex with her but I just wasn't turned on and my fella had lost interest so I told her I'd like to make it a 15 minute booking instead of 30 minutes and not bother shagging her.
The only good part of the punt was when she agreed to this without arguing or complaining. I got dressed and Sergei gave me £20 back as I left after just 15 minutes. Despite cutting my losses I still had full balls and was £40 out of pocket so this can't be described as anything other than an awful punt.
These days it's almost impossible to find a decent punt in Croydon and I certainly won't be returning to this establishment any time soon.
I was outside the premises and phoned up for a short notice booking and was let in immediately by Sergei (or whatever the Chinese is for Sergei). I went upstairs to the bedroom and was joined by Lucy. I paid £60 for 30 minutes. She left to stash the cash while I undressed. On her return I moved to undress her and she pulled away and took her clothes off herself.
I was ordered to lie on the bed and she sat at the end of the bed out of my reach and started to massage my legs. During this time she was watching something in Chinese on her phone and there was no eye contact and it seemed she was deliberately wasting time and making no effort to get me hard. There was no kissing allowed, no touching down below and caressing her breasts was limited to 30 seconds before she started to complain.
When I remonstrated about her poor performance she pretended that she didn't understand and then tried to put a rubber on my flaccid cock. She started giving me a covered blow job (I had declined the £20 extra for OWO) which was poor and unenthusiastic. After a couple of minutes she lubed herself up and told me to have sex with her but I just wasn't turned on and my fella had lost interest so I told her I'd like to make it a 15 minute booking instead of 30 minutes and not bother shagging her.
The only good part of the punt was when she agreed to this without arguing or complaining. I got dressed and Sergei gave me £20 back as I left after just 15 minutes. Despite cutting my losses I still had full balls and was £40 out of pocket so this can't be described as anything other than an awful punt.
These days it's almost impossible to find a decent punt in Croydon and I certainly won't be returning to this establishment any time soon.

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