Review of Holly of Brooklyns Babes @Brooklynscrewe, Crewe

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After a hiatus from the area, I swung by Brooklynn's. Not much has changed in the location but Brooklynn's feels a little bit run down: the location has parking nearby but you get some odd stares from the social club by the way. Some of the beds a little too low (might want to watch out for that) which could hurt if un-suspecting people. The receptionist, professional and prim, but the problem is the costs have gone up but there feels like you don't get any benefits - Cheshire Elite has a better feel of girls and Alicia's hasn't risen their prices but is more discreet with their clients.

"Horny Holly", according to the website, is that "sexy secretary" that you have always wanted that's a little naughty. Holly is in her late thirties, no accent but definitely Northern, fairly nice and firm breasts and blonde. Overall, pictures are correct but you might not be able to get much time to compare.

You can tell there's something not right when they walk in and Holly, as some are in the trade, is one of those types where time is money so need to extract as much as you can by doing very little. Just got out of the shower and she offered a massage and, to break the ice, we just asked if there is anything extra. Unfortunately, it sounds like everything was extra - kissing, oral, etc - fair enough, some girls are like that. However, for the extras you can go without, the oral was barely five or ten minutes, the kissing barely on the lips, and the old chestnut of "sensitive nipples" came out when I tried to touch her. After the oral, lots of spitting onto the member ala pornstar which I personally find disgusting, she tried to get on top and rode me frantically but the old fella wasn't playing ball (maybe he thought it was under attack!) so she tried to do some hand relief and it felt awkward - hand tugging and jerking quickly and harshly - and ended up with me jerking myself her off with her watching and giving verbal encouragement along the lines of a bystander helping someone trying to finish a race. Yeah...it wasn't my cup of tea and, though I am sure she is a nice lady, it's not an experience I would like to repeat.