Review of Eleanor of Max's Angels, London

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4/10. Secure enough flat over a professional bureau on the SW5/SW10 border but not good inside. Outside her flat were racks of shoes and boots lined up. Inside, there wasn't room to swing a cat and the boudoir consisted of a mattress on the floor; yes there was bedding on it but the whole area was very low for a six-footer of 62! Shower facilities and mouthwash/body wash was in the bathroom but I was already not "feeling" that I was going to enjoy it.

9/10. Eleanor is a stunningly pretty lady with gorgeous long blonde-highlighted hair that was so soft! Her face is beautiful too and her legs, bum and cleavage all amazing. There are multiple tattoos but, although some are large (e.g. right thigh)they don't detract from the genuine beauty that the lady is. She was/is a model and it's obvious.

Oh dear. It can only be a 3/10. Maxes' hadn't passed my dress request on to the lady. She improvised fairly well but the whole thing was starting to unravel as an experience for me. The room was so darned small that the very gentle, seductive role-play that I had asked for (and told by the receptionist to discuss with the lady) could never really work, especially on a mattress.

While she was very sweet and patient, and she was attentive, the whole thing ran very short on time (37 minutes short, to be precise, including the time it took me to get ready and leave!) and there is very little doubt in my mind that I was her last client and she wanted out for the weekend.

It was a horrid day. I blame Maxes for not passing the dress request on and providing such a passion-killing room. I blame the lady for running me very short on time and while I was under absolutely no illusion that the lady is there to make money, she also needs to suspend disbelief of that in her client for the duration (or very close) of the appointment.

16/30: A gorgeous, gorgeous girl with an awful room, poor communication with management and service that soon lost its spark.

Goodbye, lovely Eleanor - I had planned further visits, buying her outfits: then I thought "for that experience, why the he11 should I?" Maxes? Go take a running jump.