Review of Faye of Agency Allure, London

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When Faye arrived at my hotel door, my heart sank into my stomach because she is very different from the photos. I was expecting someone very pretty and glamorous, but in reality Faye looks quite plain. She is certainly the girl in the photos, but either they have been heavily edited or they are very old: either way, she looks nothing like them. She also looked very tired and had a worn out look about her.

Originally I had hoped to go to the bar and enjoy a drink with a beautiful girl by my side, but I had no choice but to stay in my room for the duration of the booking as I didn't want to be seen with her. In truth, I wanted to cancel, but I couldn't risk her making a fuss, so I decided to just try and make the best of it. Whilst I can't complain about her technique in the bedroom, I just couldn't get into it and my performance was very sub-par. After the first round Faye tried her best to get my in the mood for a second round, but it just didn't work out. She stayed and chatted for the rest of the booking and she seems a nice person, but she just isn't worth the fee that I paid.