Review of Alexandra of London

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Alexandra works out of her own place in a ‘utilitarian’, concrete block of flats in a fairly quiet road – hardly anyone around when I was there mid-afternoon – just a few minutes’ walk from the nearest tube. Nice little potted tree and a lovely ‘Welcome’ mat outside her front door – looking great already, and I wasn’t even in the door, yet!
Massage room laid out exactly as in the video on her SensualMassages (SM) webpage, with a ‘proper’ massage table (with a little step ladder to help you get up on it, if needed – very nice touch), a big bed (for Nuru massage), sofa (for a little chat – she’s got pretty good spoken English), mood lighting and ambient music. And a couple of mirrors, which is an absolute delight for all you ‘mirror junkies’ out there, including me, who like to watch the ‘action’! Good shower and soft towel. All very professional and, as it turned out, very much in keeping with Alexandra’s desire to give her clients the best time possible – good girl!

When the front door opened, all I could see was a delightful, beaming smile (the one in the pics on her SM webpage) – lit up the hallway! It was enchanting – I was enchanted. And, when I could see properly again, there was Alexandra who is absolutely gorgeous, with long, luscious, liquorice black hair, lovely face, and large expressive eyes. Tall, poised, elegant, gym-toned, evidently ‘sexy’, and moves with feline grace. And she’s a complete ‘sweetie’ and genuinely lovely person who’s ‘cheerful’, ‘positive’ and great fun, with a cheeky naughtiness to her that is incredibly endearing. And there’s THAT smile – couldn’t get enough of that.

So, despite the similarity in the names, it turns out Christopher Columbus didn’t discover Columbia, it was one of his companions! That means I’ve got one up on old Chris because, although I haven’t discovered Columbia, I’ve ‘discovered’ Alexandra, who’s a highly skilled, Colombian tantric goddess, rather like Huitaca, the Colombian goddess of beauty (which Alexandra is), dance (which she performed for me as part of the ‘Birthday Package’ – and she can REALLY wiggle!), sexual liberation (which I’m sure she embraces!), joy (which she emanates, and I experienced in her company), games (which she played on my body with her tantric touch) and pleasure (which she gave me - in spades!).
Although I’ve had a few tantric/erotic massages over the years, I’ve only just ‘discovered’ SM, whereupon I was faced with the near-impossible problem of which of the numerous, seemingly all fabulous London ladies to choose for a massage session! Eventually got it whittled down to eight, and then I suddenly came across Alexandra, and that was it – it was all there, at least for me; the fun, slightly crazy emoji’s, the beaming smile, the body, and the way the text concentrated on the types of massages, prices and her location, rather than giving her ‘musings’ on massage, tantra and wellbeing, like many other ladies. And she’s Colombian, i.e. South American which, to me at least, is always a plus – these ladies are SO sexy!
So, Alexandra was my choice from the extensive SM ‘Sweetshop’, and I was SO not disappointed!
I went for the ‘Birthday Package’, which turned out to be a spectacular hedonistic treat (it wasn’t my birthday, but hey ho, lol!). Just to quickly say that Alexandra has deliberately chosen photos of her for her SM webpage that are not overtly sexy to emphasise that she’s a tantric masseuse, not an escort. But believe me, she looks way better than the photos, although the smile is accurate, and she dressed overtly sexily for me for the session.
I won’t go into too much detail about what happened because it really will spoil the many surprises that just kept on coming, starting with Alexandra’s lovely text message about the Birthday Package content and options, and continuing with Alexandra greeting me in one sexy outfit, and then changing into another, even more sexy ‘costume’ (of my choosing from a list) for when I came out of the shower which, not to put too fine a point of it, instantly had me stiff-as-the-proverbial-poker!
And it was then just a whirl of teasing and tantalising at the hands of a lady who is clearly VERY much at the top of her tantric-erotic game. She’s hotter than Cabo de la Vela beach in high summer and cooler than a Club Colombia straight out of the icebox! I was putty in her deliciously wicked hands and fingers as she moved teasingly and enthusiastically between firm massage and no-holds-barred eroticism, with a fair bit of South American passion thrown in for good measure – WOW! Lots of exquisite ‘reach-through’ massaging of my cock and balls, and a particularly exciting ‘reach-around’ that had me gasping and squirming like a Colombian ‘electric eel’! And the way she flashed that man-melting smile at me whilst she was driving me crazy was such a turn-on!
And I also got to massage Alexandra, which was an absolute delight. There’s ‘limits’, obviously, because she’s a masseuse, not an escort, but working my hands over her oiled-up, lovely, caramel-coloured, firm, sexy body was such a treat and such a turn on.
Finished with a couple of edged-out pre-cums, guided by me, but expertly executed by Alexandra and, after all the sexy build-up, an explosive ‘Happy Ending’ that both Alexandra and I thoroughly enjoyed – she seeing; me experiencing!
So, couldn’t recommend Alexandra more highly – ‘discovering’ her was right up there, at least for me, with Alonso de Ojeda sailing into the Guajira Peninsula. And, it’s a terrible shame to only have this special treat on one’s birthday so, as in Lewis Carroll’s ‘Through the Looking-Glass’, I’ll be visiting Alexandra again very soon to wish myself another ‘Very merry un-birthday’, lol! Huge thanks Alexandra for a truly memorable and remarkable massage session – one of the best EVER! :D xx