Review of Beatrice of Cheshire Elite, Crewe

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I was shown a room I hadn't been in before on my previous visits. Decent shower on this one. Porn playing on tv.

Begrudgingly, she is an attractive woman face and body wise. Actually one of the best backsides I've seen and natural.

However, an EE cup and natural breasts she is not. Probably 5'4 not 5'7.

Blues balls after a punt and cum. Who would've thought. Or should I have seen it coming?

Ashleigh, Beatrice & new girl (Lacie) was the rota, said the woman on the phone. Wanted to try the new girl so I booked. Oh, turned up to learn that there was only one girl, Beatrice. Saw a woman leaving, dear me, is that Ashleigh? Been a year, lot of weight gained and a pixie cut? Suits some people tbh but not you, girl. Beatrice then showed up, attractive and all, though something was off. Would that I used what was in my skull and not my pants (Although then I might have just sorted myself out at home). The girls had this place have been decent - worth a punt I thought. Conventional wisdom says don't see Brazilians as they are bad WGs? Never seen a Brazilian/ Latina in my experience hmm. My tool says yes. Surely that's a slanderous stereotype, my liberal side says. Stereotypes fall into three categories a) false, b) exaggerated but based on truths, or c) basically true. Hmm time to find out.

From the first second Beatrice had this 'verbal tic' where she would blurt out 'you okay/ alright?' throughout. No it wasn't an actual tic. Weird. Want a massage? She asked. Sure, anything to spend some time, since I already sensed that she was a rusher. So no extras thank you, would rather put a bet that we'd rejoin the EU. Don't take your undergarments off yet, I said. Nope, something mumbled and off they went.

Blowjob time. No touching! (Question mark?) 'No touching my arms - they're supporting my weight or whatever'. Ok? Let me fondle these (fake but well done) breasts...NO, said she. The TV in the corner of the ceiling, why is it playing porn? No, I'm not asking her to turn it off. No need for any more bad attitude. Guess what, she was trying everything to make me cum already, jerking me off like she's scrubbing a stained pot. Handjobs with condom don't give you the sensations fool. Yikes.

Sex, yes? Ok she said, plopping to doggy. Don't last in this position (not anymore nowadays, sad). Whatever man, I'm paying but you're the boss. Squeezing my balls of course, desperate to end the shag. A few pumps, I'm done. A few more bleets of the 'you okay/ alright?' tic. Woo wee, suddenly she's not so standoffish. Wonder why. Doesn't matter. You thought it felt bad during the act? Wait till you finish and the lust dies away (think you can relate to this). Crushing. Let me watch her shower actually hmm. Chatted about Brazil and stuff. Cuddles and ass groping. 'That's a great ass'. 'If only you were like this from the beginning', me thinks. Oh, time to fuck off. Was in there for 15 minutes. Fuck. Is one WG any worthy sample size? Of course not. Would I roll the dice again? Hmm no, not again on any WG I haven't done my due diligence on, regardless of age or ethnicity or whatever. You have had a positive latina experience? Good for you. Fuck me.

Stereotypes fall into three categories a) false, b) exaggerated but based on truths, or c) basically true. What of the stereotype postulated? And what is one to do after such a classification? You tell me.