Review of Jennie of House of Divine, London

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Very well documented, close to station, clean.

Slim east Asian girl, very petite sexy body. Pretty face. Not fully shaven but pubic hair fine and wispy, almost like fur, not a issue at all, she was very clean down there. Very small boobs, but that was clear from her profile to be fair.

I got complacent and did not do my research! I take 100% responsibility for this nightmare punt, all the warning signs were there and I ignored them.

I have probably visited house of divine around 100 times and have always found their girls to be amazing. Until recently I would classed myself a regular, but the departure of Bunny and the ludicrous £100 for 30 minutes has all but stopped me considering them at all now. However, I was returning from Brighton via Victoria Station and it seemed silly not to take advantage of the situation. It was 11am and I was not sure how easy it would be to get a booking for 1pm at such short notice, however they had 5 girls on so I gave it a shot. I knew Gabby and Kass would be was non starters, so I figured it could be Laura, Chelsea or Jennie. Having seen both Laura and Chelsea in the past, I had a quick read of Jennies profile and it looked good, sexy girl and all the services I like, so I made the call and sure enough no Gabbie or Kass but the other three were all available! I guess that latest price rise is having the exact affect on businesses one would expect! So without any further checking of the reviews, I went for Jennie - bad call.

She came in to the room and looked hot, but it quickly became apparent that she did not speak much English. I handed over the knicker tax and went to kiss her, no response. So I indicated we lay on the bed, she lay next to me, still in her bra and knickers. She was clearly not going to take the lead, so I took off my boxers and ran my hands down her body. Her skin was so soft and my cock soon stood to attention. She clearly noticed and gently stroked him which make him rock hard. After what seemed too long, she went down to suck me, but she only placed the tip in her mouth and started to wank me! No real sensation from her mouth at all. I let her wank me for a couple of minutes and then indicated that I wanted to take a break, you do not pay £100 for a wank in London! Everything was very ackward, I finally got her to remove her knickers and to sit on my face. She really was very petite with wispy almost fur like pubic hairs. I performed RO on her for some time, it was enjoyable, clean and tasted good. Another ackward few minutes followed, so I thought the best bet was to just fuck her and call it a day. I said sex, which she understood, she made a real pigs ear of putting on the condom, applied some lube to her pussy and lowered herself on to my stiff cock which slid inside her. She then just sat there! WTF! I tried to fuck her but it was really difficult to get any movement as she was not doing anything, I would never cum doing that, so I indicated I should go on top. She understood that, but then put her hand around the base of my shaft thereby preventing any proper fucking action. I wondered if I was too large for her, but I would say my cock was pretty average and no girl has ever had any problem being fucked by me before. Very odd and very ackward, I was able to get a bit of movement and eventually did cum, but it was the worst fuck ever, the wank would have been better! Once I came, she got up, handed me bag, wet wipes and tissues, said bye and just walked out!!!!

What just happened?

When I got home I checked her reviews and all became clear. 50% negative, why didn't I check? Most of the ones linked to the HOD site were UK punting, which is like taking advice from the daily star, not least because the are mostly redacted for non members!

I suspect Jennie is very selective about her clients and makes no effort at all for the wrong type. I am a little surprised HOD have kept her on, I guess she must have enough happy customers to justify her listing.

Obviously never again for me, I think that was probably my last visit to HOD, though I may make an exception for Gabby of course!

Anya next week at Annabella's at least I know that will more than make up for it.