Review of Azalia of House of Divine, London

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A small apartment 11 minutes' walk from Victoria Station, with some other girls from the House of Devine.

Around 1.7 meters tall, slim, brown skin, Middle Eastern.

I had a perfect night with Effy before, so this time I chose Azalia. She arrived on time at noon. She was quite cold, just said a brief hello with no smile. She is very thin, has a good body, is young, average-looking, and Middle Eastern.

There was no foreplay at all. She told me to lie on the bed and went straight to oral, which was very mediocre. The oral only lasted one or two minutes before she made me put on a condom. No doggy style was allowed, so we only used missionary and girl-on-top. She didn't put in any effort during girl-on-top, and there was zero interaction during sex; she was just like she was completing a task. Only kissing on the lips was allowed, no French kissing (DFK).

She started rushing me when there were still 10 minutes left, and then rushed me several more times. As a result, I went soft. She didn't get me hard again with her hands, and since she kept rushing me, I had no choice but to finish by myself with my hand. No COB was allowed. After it was over, she just put on her clothes and left.

Throughout the whole process, she was just treating it like a task and expecting you to finish and leave early. When I finished dressing and checked the time, there were still 3 minutes left before the end. I feel cheated because the COB, DFK, FK, GFE, and Massage mentioned on the website were all missing. All I got was a basic, very short oral and sex in only two positions. In short, not recommended.