Review of Fern of London

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Ground floor of apartment block. Nice flat but you have to walk past the porter and he can see where you are going which isn't particularly discrete.

Lovely petite asian girl from vietnam with nice smile and nice figure.

Disappointing. Started with owo which she reluctantly performed even though the agency said she did this service and despite the fact that i showered in her flat. Her english is minimal so it is very difficult to converse with her. She wouldn't kiss nor would she let me touch her fanny or insert a finger when i tried. We then went onto missionary which only lasted a short while as she seemed in pain and kept grimacing. I asked her to finish me off by hand which she tried to do with the condom on but she was still doing nothing for me so I finished myself off. She then gave me a good chinese massage cracking joints etc. Bizarre thing was that she seemed to be allergic to sperm or something as she wrapped my cock in tissue paper whilst massaging me presumably to to stop anything leaking out. As i cant speak chinese it was hard to tell. Overall she doesn't really seem suited to the job. Whether she does it by choice or not i don't know.