Review of Paula of London

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First of all, not in Vauxhall, as advertised, but near West Brompton station. Clean and pleasant basement flat, with security gate at the entrance door. Another girl works there, of whom I caught a rear glimpse in the hallway.

Not for the first time, I've been taken for a ride. Paula of Vauxhall and Amanda of Central London (http:/www.bustylondonescort.co.uk - see report 80374) are the same person, the former advertising at ?150 and the latter at ?180. The phone number is the same on both websites and at least one of the photos is the same. When I called, I was asked where I had got the number (this has never happened before), and I assume that those quoting the Paula site, with its cheaper rate, are sent to somebody else. The girl I saw was South American and not unattractive, but most definitely not the girl who appears on both websites. Paula/Amanda refers on her Paula website to her "refreshing honesty", but she's a cheat. (This girl, by the way, is not Paula of Chelsea - who also, as I reported at the time, turned out to be a cheat.)

I wisely decided on arrival to go just for the 30 minute non-VIP option, but this immediately led to an argument. The Paula site quotes ?80, but my hostess said it was ?100, and only agreed to the correct price when I said I was leaving. She was pleasant enough but the "service" was the worst I've experienced. I was scarcely allowed to touch either her tits or her pussy, and although she said reverse oral was OK, she let it last less than a minute. During missionary she let her legs lie limply beside me - no raising and no wrapping. She turned out to be pretty good with her hand, but that was it. Like others who have had this sort of experience, I was annoyed with myself, but at least I was only taken for ?80. I've decided that foreign independents should be avoided - which is no doubt unfair to many of them, but I think you're safer with an agency or a home-grown girl.