Review of Somaya of UK Escort 141 - Escort Agency 24/7, London Area

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Nice refurbished block of serviced flats, round the back of Whiteleys in Bayswater. Perfectly safe area. Flat was OK but untidy - piles of clothes in the bedroom. Nowhere offered to put my clothes other than on the floor.

The lady in the picture - but 10+ years on (or she has the greatest photographer in the world). Pleasant face (but not particularly pretty), but her figure is just starting to droop in all the wrong places. Not the best complexion. Hair tied back did nothing for her. Not at all sexy.
Also on several other agency sites and very heavily advertised.

Had an hour or so to fill between meetings and I had seen her heavily advertised on the Announcements Board, and thought Somaya would be something exciting and different. No FRs - I should have taken that as a clue! Boooked the day before and was given final directions by phone on the day.

Friendly greeting, but only a quick peck given when I tried to kiss her. Talked about life in Labanon and why she was in London. Pleasant to talk to but in no way sexy or a turn on. Finally got down to business by taking off my clothes. She slowly followed suit, revealing largish but slightly droopy breasts, a developing tummy and ok legs.

She didn't like her breasts touched ot kissed (too sensitive) and seemed unresponsive, so I went into lie-back-and-think- of-England mode. Good oral (without) started to redeem the punt, but when we got down to the real thing she was totally unresponsive. Tried missionary and doggy and then thought that a bit of anal (as advertised) might make it more exciting. Wrong again - definitely not allowed (no reason given). So finished in doggy, with some totally fake noises from her as accompaniment.

Still had 20+ mins to go, but she disappeared to another room and returned only to get dressed.

Avoid - and beware of any lady who needs this level of advertising.