Review of Carol & Lola of London

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Clean but small flat in modern block above shops. Clean and tidy bathroom with shower over the tub. Residents bay parking with big notice warning of clamping and towaways. I took a chance and it worked out OK... but that might have been pure luck.

Carol is blonde, petite with a very slim figure and perky little tits. Lola is taller and curvier with brown medium-length hair, large natural tits and an ornate tattoo on her right thigh and bum cheek. Both are East European, though Lola claimed to be from Greece. Both spoke English well, with heavy accents. Carol has two positive FRS here: Nos 87974 abd 89158.

I found Carol via a web advert which promised I'd have a "real porn star experience with a real life pornstar. Dirty dirty sex. Cum in my mouth , fuck my ass, make me swallow your load of cum, piss on my face or in mouth. Dirty dirty sex".

It was the pissing that attracted me. I've always wanted to try watersports ? specifically I want to pee into a pretty girl's mouth, filthy pervert that I am.

Carol also offered threesomes with either of two other girls, Lola or Afreen. There was a link to Afreen's own profile and my goodness, she is gorgeous ??beautiful face with almond-shaped eyes and honey-brown skin. So I rang up and said I wanted a watersports threesome with Carol and Afreen. No problem, said the girl at the other end, who said she was Carol but now I'm not so sure. Her accent was much less pronounced.

So I spent the next two hours, including a 50-minute car journey, gulping down water. I must have drunk more than three litres by the time I got to the flat and I was absolutely bursting to pee. I was seriously worried about the parking-bay warnings ??I had no excuse to be in this area on that day and a parking fine, clamp or towaway would have landed me right in the mire. But my bladder insisted there was no question of faffing about trying to find a legal place.

I raced to the flat, Carol answered the door, and both Lola and Afreen were right there in the hall for me to choose from. Of the three, Afreen is the winner on looks by a factor of about 10, so I confirmed that it was her and Carol I wanted. But then I mentioned that I really, really needed to pee and could we do the watersports first, like straight away?

So here comes disappointment No 1 of 3. Carol told me that although Afreen will pee on a punter, she doesn't take it the other way. I'm pretty damn sure her profile on the sex site specifically said she DID, because that's what I was looking for. However, when I checked the site later, that service was no longer listed. I could be mistaken but I think they changed it after my visit.

I was really annoyed, because Afreen is so sexy you'd walk into a lamp-post if she strolled past you in the street. Lola, though pretty enough, is nowhere near that hot. But I've had scores of drop-dead-gorgeous hookers over the years and on this particular day, with my other half on a rare long weekend away, I was here to spray my hot pee on someone. With a heavy heart, I opted for Lola instead.

The girls showed me into a clean but bare bedroom with a mattress on the floor and I got my things off in record time (still bursting to pee, remember). Then I waited an agonising two or three minutes before Carol reappeared with a towel and the three of us went into the bathroom.

By this time another punter had arrived (I think) and because the flat is literally two rooms, two other young women (both pretty, but in jeans and jumpers like maids rather than working girls) were now crowding into the tiny hallway, one of them sitting on the floor tapping away on a laptop. The whole scene seemed slightly surreal, but maybe that was the effect of holding my bladder for longer than nature intended.

So we all climbed into the bathtub with me standing up and the two girls kneeling, Carol right below me and Lola behind. Carol started the shower-head running and began to spray hot water over hers and Lola's bodies. And then came disappointment No. 2.

I pointed Percy at Carol's pretty pout and enquired, as any gentleman would: "In the mouth, OK?" Both of them immediately shook their heads and Carol said firmly: "No, no, no.. not in mouth. Over body only!"

What a pisser! So close to my dream and these wretched girls snatch it away. I started to protest that the website said differently, but realised that all I would do was sour the atmosphere. And by this stage, naked in a bathtub with a bursting bladder, I wasn't going to get any money back.

So with a huge shudder of relief I let go of my water and pissed and pissed and pissed all over their bodies. Each of four tits got well and truly hosed down as did their midriffs and fannies. I was pleased I'd managed to hold on to such a huge and powerful stream, and awfully tempted to mis-aim in the direction of someone's face. But I couldn't. I may be a perv, but I'd never pee in a girl's face without her permission.

I have to say I really enjoyed pissing all over two nice-looking girls, and they made a good stab at writhing around and moaning as if they liked it too. But I've STILL got that pee-in-mouth ambition to fufill. Damn.

Back to the bedroom after a quick wash and towel-down (we had to pick our way through the makeshift office in the hall). I let the girls take the lead and what followed was a really nice session of fondling, titty massages, multiple OWO (Lola gave me a great deep-throat treatment) and pussy licking before Carol slipped a condom on me and rode cowgirl on top while Lola sat on my face and I took turns at squeezing their tits.

Now the final disappointment. As a climax approached I asked to come in Carol's mouth... and she said she just didn't do it, but Lola did. So what happened to "Dirty dirty sex. Cum in my mouth"?

Never mind... I knelt up on the mattress while Lola bent down for a few more minutes of hot wet deep throat while I fondled Carol's tits. I finally wanked a satisfying load straight on to Lola's tongue.

By this time I was bursting again. Unlike the male stars of my favourite porn sites, Pissing In Action and Fully Clothed Pissing, I cannot pee through an erection. Even peeing with a recently subsided stiffie stings more than a little. So that left me feeling slightly sore for Round 3, which began with a pleasant face-down massage from both girls.

There was more OWO from both mouths then I finished with an energetic bout of missionary with Lola. I could have kept going but I knew I wasn't going to cum again, so we called it a day. I was amazed to see that only 50 minutes of my allotted hour had gone by, but I did have a leisurely shower afterwards.

The ?235 I paid amounted to ?185 for a hour with two girls (an hour with one is ?99) plus ?20 each for the watersports. Not a lot extra for an "extreme" service, and I think I got good value for money in the end. The girls were pretty, energetic and friendly, and the only reason I went away disappointed is because of the false claims on that website. I don't even know if they are aware of what is being said in their name.

When I stepped out of the bedroom one of the "maids" had disappeared and gorgeous Afreen was now sitting on the hallway floor while the other girl continued working on a laptop alongside. The other girl hadn't gone far though. She was sitting outside the front door of the flat working on her own laptop. What a strange set-up.