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No. 92987 - Published 7 Sep 2009

Review of Penny of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

Details of Visit
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Sun 6 Sep 2009 4.30pm
Duration of Visit:30
Amount Paid:65

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Ego Massage - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
I think I'll give the usual preamble -- Trolley's Party Political Broadcast on behalf of House of Divine -- a miss. I've actually been to two other parlours/flats in MK this month, something I do from time to time for variety. More fool me. Going elsewhere in this neck of the woods may be something that has to be done every now and then but it's a complete and utter waste of time. HOD = the best. That's the reality.
The Lady
I don't know how the HOD franchise does it, but Penny is the third drop dead gorgeous, girl next door, engaging, smiling, intelligent, easygoing girl I've met there this month, hot on the heels of Rihanna and Lizzie (see FRs). Really, really pretty but description not needed; see the photos on the site. They're accurate...she's even prettier than you think. Penny is soft in every sense of the word; not a WG (just a masseuse) and not in the massage game for long, either. Completely unbroken; not at all hard, just lovely. I would go out with her in a heartbeat (something I don't say loosely.)
The Story
Fantastic company. Very competent masseuse. Unlike many who provide the service, Penny delivers a massage that's worth paying for rather than a wank worth paying for with a hamfisted, go through the motions massage thrown in. HR was expertly and, equally importantly, slowly delivered. I really left feeling very comfortable and relaxed.

Can I add one other note; I arrived half an hour early and I really have to commend HODs maids -- Lucy in this case but they're more or less all equally good (Teresa, Nina...you know who you are.) Had a lovely chat/tea/coffee and might as well have been in my own living room. In a business which often has very little honesty, the basic integrity of the HOD brand is as refreshing a change as the quality of its services.

So, all in all once again beyond reproach. Writing these reviews about HOD/Ego is embarassing, but the cheerleading is on merit. Penny is as highly recommended as anyone I've ever seen, and that's from someone who by and large has little use for Massage and HR.