Review of Gemma of Maidenhead

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House at end of quiet cul-de-sac not far from town centre, although you do need a car to get here I would think. The area was very quiet when I visited and felt safe. Had to leave my shoes by front door, presumably to protect the carpets which looked fairly new.

Gemma has a very pleasant face with longish brunette hair and fabulous natural breasts of, I would guess, 34D or maybe 34DD.

Well this was one of those visits when all the planning beforehand does not mean a successful punt. I was feeling particularly horny and as I was in an area I do not usually visit I spent a couple of hours reviewing punternet reports and decided Gemma ticked all the boxes. Imagine my surprise and delight when I phoned and was told that Gemma and Holly were working.When I arrived was led into bedroom and was told Gemma was busy for a few minutes. Said I would wait, but was visited by Holly anyway! Said I would wait and Gemma duly arrived within the few minutes. After sorting out the money was told to get on the bed for a massage. Now previous reports have waxed lyrical about her personality and how she likes to talk with the customers. Despite my best endeavours I found her totally unresponsive to even the most basic remark. Oral without was just about OK but the problem was there was no interplay. Tried to touch her breasts only to be told my hands were cold. Warmed them up and was then told her nipples were sensitive! Asked if she kissed and was told no! Tried to play with her pussy (no fingers) but she expertly kept just out of reach. As you can imagine by now the old todger had given up the ghost so sex was a no no. Gemma suggested hand relief which I agreed to. She then proceeded to pour half a bottle of oil on my cock which now felt like it was in the middle of a North Sea oil slick. No friction no relief! To try and help matters I watched her body which I thought up to then was her best part. This was when I realised she was not as attractive as first impressions. She was quite spotty on her face and back - no sign of the flawless skin previously reported, her belly had the beginnings of a paunch and her breasts had prominent veins showing and stretch marks at the side. My illusions and libido totally shattered, I decided the M4 on a Friday afternoon was more welcoming and made my apologies. It was whilst I was getting dressed that the icing on the cake happened. I noticed two damp patches on the bed (presumably from previous customer) and then watched as Gemma (bless her) took the towel we had been lying on and proceeded to carefully roll it up and place it back on the bed as if it was clean and fresh for the next unsuspecting punter. I left disappointed that despite my research Gemma was so poor, and concluded that the old adage that the good looking ones are not always the best ones is still true.

The establishment writes:

Naturally everyone has there own personal preferences in regards to looks and wants. Apologies to 'sexaddict' if his weren't met. However please note that Gemma is one of our more popular girls and this is the first negative response we have ever had for her. Punters before this gentleman have always been more than satisfied and many leaving raving reports on here. We also very much doubt that the allegations made about the bed sheets were stained as we consistently maintain an immaculate and clean house. Towels and sheets are cleaned very regularly and if you check our other reports you will see that our standards of cleanliness is always mentioned positively. We can only conclude that this gentleman has his own sexual issues to contend with and instead of going to all the trouble to come on here and leave a report he should venture to his GP and .......?!

Kind regards Desires.xx