Review of Maria of Soho

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Cramped room with musty odours permeating through it.

Tallish latino girl in early 20's with pert yabs and a firm butt.

After perusing the menu I went for a ?20 quickie as was meeting a mate for a few bevies in Leicester square. A quick 10 minute knee trembler would set me up just right. Maria returned and slipped out for her panties and bra. I tried to lick a nipple. "Please don't lick me; lay on the bed." I tried to stroke those firm little titties but again she took my hands off. Well maybe she's a bit shy. She got on the bed and closed her eyes. I tried to kiss her neck.? Don?t fucking kiss me look at the sign" and she points at the wall. A big sign of a pair of lips with a red cross over.WTF. I eased in to the missionary position and started riding her. After about a minute she says "Give me the milk now your time is nearly up." "But I only just got here love." Tried to carry on but again she told me to come now. My nob was going floppy. I tried to look at that great body but her constant hassling was doing my head in. I told her I can?t screw with a girl with such a piss poor attitude. Dressed and pissed off. If Maria was a lawyer she would be disbarred. If she was a priest she would be defrocked. If she were a horse she would be taken out and shot. Do NOT waste money on this charlatan.