Review of Skye of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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The coach house is well known and well reported on; discreet with ample parking - free at week-ends.

accuratly described on website

My first visit to Ego. Disappointed from the moment I arrived to the moment I left; the staff seemed otherwise occupied - I only received an offhand welcome, told to go upstairs and to the right. Then waited about 10 mins until Skye arrived. I knew it was her first day and I was the first client and I have waited a couple of weeks to see if anybody else wrote a report on Skye because I wanted to read something positive - but nobody has. So, although she smiled a lot and allowed touching, there was no kissing, there was nothing - certainly nothing sensual. The hand relief was very clinical with Skye living up to her name and staring at the ceiling; there was no body to body whatsoever, as I have seen described in other reports and the body scrub with assisted shower was at arms length and, once again - clinical with a very brief rub of back and front at arms length. (The masseuse will join you in the shower, I believe the menu said!) Sadly, an experiment that went wrong. There was nothing sensual. It was a mistake, a waste of money. I really do believe that Skye needs to learn to put some enthusiasm into her work. Very disappointing. Can't see me ever visiting Ego again; I'll stick to proper punting.