Review of Andrea of Sheffield

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had a right laugh finding the place. Andreea's accent coupled with a bad phone connection made it near impossible to understand what she was saying. she ended up coming out to meet me.

parked my car next to half of another car on her drive and she led me through to the 'business area' which, thankfully, was in much better shape. clean and tidy. a big departure from the dump of a house she'd just led me through.

not what I was expecting. I first found andreea on another site where she has a couple of pics of herself but I don't think they truly capture her. none show her face for a start but the hairy armpits, unkempt bush, big blotchy bruises on her arse, and bad teeth being the main points I'm thinking of. don't get me wrong, I realise my teeth aren't perfect but I'm not the one charging ?100/hour. the only true representation of her photo's was the half finished tattoo across her butt which looks like she'd done it herself!!

as I've said, getting there to start with was a farce but when she came running across the road to guide me to her place, my first instinct was to just drive off but I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

once we were in her house she more or less asked if I was happy with what I found. rather than blurting out what I actually thought, I thought it more subtle to just reduce the amount of time I had with her. I said I needed to knock my original booking of an hour down to 30 mins. she looked annoyed at first but to her credit, she didn't make a big deal out of it and got on with the show after paying up front.

we both kitted off, I got on the bed and we started kissing. I think andreea is a smoker because her breath wasn't so fresh. she soon moved on to owo which was ok and then I said I wanted to return the favour and go down on her. again, not so fresh. I wanted to put on a condom and fuck and when we did, we just didn't click at all. there has to be a rythmn between two people and it wasn't until I got us into doggy that we got going.

I finished, we tidied up, chatted a little, and I left thinking myself lucky on the one hand that I didn't have to stay the full hour... but on the other hand, wishing I'd just gone the extra mile and paid a little more for a girl I could be confident I would actually fancy.