Review of Saleena of Erotic Studio, Birmingham

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Much reported on - Shannon keeps it nice. Safe and discreet, even though it's directly opposite a large-ish ambulance station. Moreover, it was good to renew my acquaintance with one-day-per-week receptionist Tracey: very trim, bubbly and big-boobed!

I was attracted by the website, because I realised that Saleena is the same half - Arabian woman whose first punter I was, just short of four years ago, around the corner at Blue Ice (although, at that time, I spelt her name as "Celina"). She was slimming the last time that I saw her (a year or so ago), and she is now heading towards the schoolboy / stick-insect end of the spectrum. Anorexia?

This was not a good punt, however. Although I'd booked, she was 10 minutes late into the room after she'd finished a service upstairs; and I soon discovered that she has lost the enthusiasm for the job which had made her such a good shag originally. Hers was a tired and listless performance; and she was keen to get it over with, letting me know that the session was finished when I knew, by my watch, that we still had a good ten minutes to go of the half-hour which I'd paid for.

The good news is that one is not charged the extra ?10 here for OWO (cf. Blue Ice, where girls do levy this "extra"); but the seriously frustrating bit is that Tia and Terry were working at Blue Ice, together with a new Czech girl called Kelly (whom I'd met when she was being interviewed a few days earlier, and who came across as very tasty indeed), and I'ld have done myself so much better had I gone there - which I WILL be doing very soon.

Although I'll be entering two "no s" below, I would perhaps return to the Studio, as appropriate, to see other girls; but not Saleena, who delivered an altogether rather sad experience.