Review of Faye of Sirens - Northampton, Northampton

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This is not a very luxurious venue, being situated adjacent to a hair-dresser?s establishment, where other gents can be walking up and down the basement steps. After buzzing my way in, I had to wait with the receptionist and the girl, next to be on shift. I was shown into a room, smog-laden atmosphere in heavy smoke, which the off-duty Imogen smoking and playing happily on her phone. Not appealing. Shown to the room afterwards, which is spacious with clean towels. That alone was more than satisfactory.

Faye is a petite lady, heavily made-up and alleges to be 34. Older is what I guessed, and verified, from her. An enhanced bust, made too firm over the past 10 years. Botox prevalent though, but youthful in athleticism. She was a lovely, chatty, interesting lady, and one worth visiting.

This is my second visit now to this establishment and frankly speaking, I?m not overly impressed. The waiting room was very oppressive and an unpleasant way to wait for the ladies.
For ?60, the services are basic, with covered oral and no kissing.
I can?t criticise Faye herself, as she proved a pleasant enough lady, with a soft massaging technique and a genuine interest in her client. All services were performed to a good standard, although the pretentious moaning became slightly tedious. This could have been halted though, if requested, I am sure.
In brief, an establishment that needs some attention to the waiting-room standards (the smoke and bizarre futon on the floor), and approaches to welcoming folk.
Faye herself is worth visiting, if you are happy with the maturity and the rather false facade.