Review of Sarah of Lisa's Sauna, Birmingham

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Fairly grotty from the outside but the interior is clean and well decorated despite the use of hideous UV lighting in most of the rooms. Safe enough, its a relatively well run establishment. Paid ?65 (an odd amount) at door. The name of the place is now Stars but the place has changed very little in the last few years.

Pretty, blonde haired, 27 year old Spanish girl whose English is passable but not fluent. Slim about 5' 2" with pretty eyes, probably about 34B breasts and dress size 8.

I had been spoilt by my visit to Rachael just up the road from where I was so maybe my less than satisfactory experience here was the result of my level of expectation being raised by the memorable event of the Sunday. Certainly I've had worse experiences. Sarah asked me what I wanted and gave her the list - I could not come on her, finger her or kiss her and reverse O was ?20 so I settled for that. Following the financial settlement she gave me the usual cursory waft of the hands over the back that passes for massage in most places and moved onto the main event. She was not comfortable sucking my cock in 69 so moved to sit beside me meaning that I was left a little frustrated. She probably realised this and stood up within a couple of minutes to let me lick her pussy whilst wanking myself. As I came to a reasonable climax however she straightened in expectation of the sudden geyser of hot come and this meant I had to stretch upwards to maintain tongue contact with her pink bits. I came obviously, she recoiled waited 5 seconds and then leapt off the bed for the usual tissues. What a fuss. The comparison with the heavenly Rachael and her reaction to this event counterpointed the whole experience and left me feeling rather cheated. This was underlined by the way she finished the encounter encouraging me to dress quickly and leave. Maybe I'm being a little hard on her as a result of all this,I'm sure more mainstream punters would enjoy her company more than I did.