Review of Vane of 24/7 Eternity Girls, London

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Amazing (beautifully decorated) flat, in an amazing Square (Brompton Square, next to the Brompton Oratory) in the heart of the best part of London. Great bathroom and shower and well furnished bedroom. In a word, not cheap!

Personally, I cannot stand 'enhanced' (i.e. silicone) breasts. Why do women bother to self-mutilate themselves in this way, when almost all men think that (natural) 'breast is best'? Apart from this, an attractive figure. (On the subject of 'self-mutilation', I personally prefer a woman who displays a modest amount of pubic hair, as opposed to being 'paedophilia' shaved - but sadly the latter is the current fashion, at least amongst 'ladies of the night'. Quelle domage!

The Agency ballsed this meeting up good and proper. This was Vane's first day at work (NB: correct name = 'Vanissa' - much more attractive, IMHO). They texted me an incomplete address (no Flat number), which meant that I had to hang around in the communal hallway for 15 minutes, resulting in me being 15 minutes late - which got the meeting off on the wrong foot. Next I discovered that the agency had got the girls nationality wrong (Brazilian, not East European), her hourly rate wrong (£250 p.h., not £150 p.h., and her services wrong (no OWO, not 'OWO'). Please note, Eternity Girls, simply not good enough, since this almost wrecked the whole meeting.

Having said that, I liked Vanissa. She struck me as being an honest girl. Recently finished university in Sao Paulo, Brazil, and in London for six months mainly to continue her language studies. Frankly, I have had better sex, and would not see this girl again, but she made an 80% effort, and I did enjoy my time with her. Slightly inexperienced - obviously no 'A', but, more importantly, no OWO, no reverse cowgirl, and no (even half-hearted) attempt at an orgasm, despite the fact that she had apparently not had sex for 10 days. Marks out of 10? Probably 7.