Review of Michell of Regent Orchid, Northampton

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Safe, discreet looking place. Nothing glaringly obvious that a massage parlor is here. Felt safe walking in. Inside was all neat and professionally decorated. The rooms were also large, clean. No complaints here.

Nice looking lady, more or less like the photos.

I went to this place after reading a review from another punter. The first time i went in, all the girls were busy and i was told to come later. I tried again after an hour and the receptionist( a nice looking girl by the way) tried to push the half hour 70pound option of body to body massage with hand relief. I was originally going to go for half hour 30 pound basic massage and then ask for extras. However I was told that I would have to talk to the masseuse to arrange all that. Against my better judgement I took the 70pound option. It was only after I entered the room I fully realized I had committed myself to what is basically an expensive hand-job. The girl came in and she was brisk, had me all arranged on the bed while she gave me an oily massage. I asked for extras and she said she gave only oral for an extra 20quid and she doesn't do more than that. She said some of the girls might but she doesn't. The massage was so-so. I've had bad massages so I know it wasn't bad, but that was about the best I can say for it. The hand-job was again so-so. She let me touch her tits and they were very nice soft handfulls with thick nipples. I would have loved to have my mouth and tongue over those beauties but that was not to be. After the hand relief, on to the bath, a quick rub down with soap and that's it.
While it was my own fault I let myself be talked into the 70quid option, I still feel the receptionist ripped me off. For that reason alone I would warn punters to stay away.
The girl did exactly what I paid for so personally no complaints towards her. I just wished I could've done more than just look at her body and touch her tits.I dont know whether she was the exception and all other girls did full service or not, but either way I didn't come out of there satisfied even if i did "cum".

So punters make your own judgement but I personally wouldn't go back there again.