Review of Zara of Abigail's (parlour), Stoke-on-Trent

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Although it is kept rather cleaner than in the past, Abigails is still very basic, considering its premium prices. Bedroom furnishings could not be more spartan. The TV DVD has never worked. There was no light in either the room nor the shower. There was neither soap nor shower creme. The only WC, off the kitchen, had no lock nor even a door handle! The cashier had no fivers, so it had to be £50, like it or not. Compared to other local parlours, some of which are more luxurious yet offer much better value, Abigail trails well behind.

I'd read two very positive reports from "danny91" and I thought I'd give Zara a try. Described as aged 44, Zara is probably nearer 50. I reckon she would have been impressive in her youth. She had attractive short-cropped blonde hair, and a slightly plump but nice well-rounded busty figure. She had nice "English Rose" skin and was fully shaven. Things were looking good, but...

Zara was wearing jeans in the waiting room, but had donned a rather tired nurses outfit by the time she came into the room. She stripped immediately, with zero "nurse role-play". From then on things took a downturn. Zara was plain lazy: she wasn't fun and she wasn't sexy. She didn't try to please her client and throughout made it clear that there was a price for any extras, saying she was worth a "lot more than £50". She didn't provide any oral, and the brief missionary sex was so unexciting, I had to finish by hand. The "five minutes" knock came when there was still nearly 15 minutes to go, but I'd had enough by then. In all it was a waste of time and money.