Review of McKenzie of Soft Touch Bodyworks, Northampton

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The location was easy to find with some parking directly outside and more free parking in retail area very close. When I arrived a girl was smoking on the doorstep which I did not like. I arrived at a busy traffic time with traffic queues outside the parlour. This might put off some visitors. The entrance was a little dingy as was the corridor leading to the stair. However the reception area was clean as was the room, shower and towels.

An attractive girl, 30's, long brunette hair (not waist length as per website) but otherwise as described on website. Photos accurate.

I felt that I needed to flag this review as neutral the reasons will be apartment. This is not intended to be a reflection on McKenzie, perhaps mor a reflection on myself. This was my first ever visit to a massage parlour and I was not entirely sure what to expect.

I arrived at 4:15, as a walk-in, anticipating that there might be no girls available. I was shown up to reception by the girl who was at the door smoking when I arrived. She also called the receptionist for me. I was told that there was no one available but that McKenzie would be free at 5:15 and another girl later. I agreed a 5:15 appointment, for 45mins all in, left a £10 deposit and left to come back later.

I returned at 5:15, paid the balance and was shown to my room by the receptionist. She turned on the shower and
told me to shower and McKenzie would join me in a few minutes. The shower was clean and hot, nice shower gel provided. After showering I sat on the bed for a few minutes until McKenzie arrived.

As she came into the room she was smiling and introduced herself. A hug or kiss would have been nice but I was offered her hand, perhaps a little too formal. I explained that it was my first time and that I was quite nervous. She slipped her tunic off to reveal a shapely figure and ample breasts and then asked me to lie on the bed for a relaxing back massage. The massage was nice, quite firm which I liked, and soon felt her bare beasts sliding over my back. All the time she was kissing my back and also my neck, nice. Soon she moved to my thighs and included some tickling of my balls. Then she asked me to flip over.

This is where things did not go quite as planned! Unfortunately chappie did not react at all, no matter how much McKenzie tried. I did not realise at the time that one of my medications for stress relief had the unfortunate side effect of inducing Errectile Disfunction. That and my nerves resulted in a no show. McKenzie encouraged me to suck her breasts and nipples which was very nice. She also tried oral (with) but still nothing. After a while she turned around and lay next to me and gently kissed me on the lips while continuing to stroke limp chappie.

By now it was almost time up so she invited me to shower while she fetched me a coffee. We chatted for a few minutes before I left.

Quite simply I was disappointed that I did not get service I expected and paid for but I do not blame McKenzie for that. I am sure that if I had managed a decent errection then the outcome would have been very different. I don't think I experienced the "real" McKensie because of my shortcomings ( no pun intended).

I am not inclined to write off Soft Touch Bodyworks nor McKenzie, but I did not experience enough to recommend her directly to other clients. The bottom line, I will probably visit STB again when I have sorted out my medication. For me this is a learning process, I am learning and wish to continue doing so.

Thank you McKenzie for being nice to me. At no time did I feel embarrassed by my failure.