Review of Jordanna of Girlfriends Experience, Sheffield

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GFE is probably the smartest establishment in Sheffield however that is not saying a huge amount. Discrete access, comfortable waiting area, ok'ish rooms.

Jordanna is very attractive with a perfectly proportioned body. She is probably the age she says and dresses extremely well. Pictures on the site are her.

Well, the anticipation of spending 30 fun filled minutes with a very attractive young lady soon turned for the worse once the door was shut. Despite starting with some useful questions ... "What positions do you like" "Do you want the GFE" .. the actual action was pathetic.
She does not kiss ... she puts her mouth in close proximity to yours however that is where it ends. Her oral technique was horrible ..... akin to licking a popsicle with next to no enthusiasm. I decided to swop positions with some RO. This started ok however the moment my hands got remotely close to her she pulled away. At this stage I am just wanting to get out of there so I suggest we rubber up. We start off in doggy as that is what she said she liked. I then asked to roll over into cowgirl. At this point she said we were running out of time (18 minutes ???) and offered hand relief. I couldn't quite believe what I was hearing and said no. At that point she said we had run out of time. I just wanted to get out of there and write the experience off.

She is a very attractive girl however she is absolutely in the wrong profession - Clearly I will not be seeing her again.