Review of Jade of House of Divine, London

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The upstairs flat at Divine has been frequently described. It has recently been redecorated and tarted up, so better than before.

Slender, and very petite (just under 5'). 20 y-o seems about right. Very attractive face. No obvious tattoos or piercings. Photos are accurate on the site.

Jade met me at the door in a skimpy see-through green bra & knickers. She was friendly and attentive. Discussed what were up to in civvy-land. We were soon naked. Lots of mutual oral (which I think we both enjoyed). Excellent sex with her on top. I appear to have promised I'd offer the following...

Long gone are the old whores of London
Their welcoming hips and wide busts
Petticoats open, always undone
For hard cash they'd ease a chap's lusts.

There remain the sweet girls of Divine
Just a short walk from Victoria
More lovely than those of old times
And, some would say, even whorier.

So there I had settled to wander
A fancy I had to get laid
Some notes I had on me to squander
I'd decided to visit young Jade.

She’s very petite and quite slender
And bright and witty and fun
A beautiful lass, I surrendered,
And enjoyed some sweet one-on-one

Near naked she opened the door
See-through bra and pants, also jade
Down to the floor dropped my jaw
And now I'll relate how we played:

I paid and we started disrobing
And snogging and stroking each other
And fingers and tongues began probing
She's a very attentive young lover!

We made love in spasms.
Chatted 'bout stuff.
Jade enjoyed her orgasms.
(Or faked it well enough).

Body and manner both gorgeous,
And wide across my face
My grin was enormous,
As I left Jade's Divine place.