Review of Rosa of VIP Massage, London

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This is a low key parlour on Welling High Street. It's always been ok in the past by the quality of the girls, but I am now revising my opinion. It's swirly carpets as you go in, and a basic small room for massage. Not luxurious, but redeemed by a very large mirror which does add fun to the proceedings. Welling is a bit rough, but didn't seem especially unsafe.

Rosa was quite attractive facially, and I would guess around 30 or perhaps a bit more. Oriental origin, with shoulder length black hair, about five feet five. Once stripped off - a bit of a disappointment. Quite ragged breasts, medium sized, with veins showing. A bit of flab around the middle, and not particularly pleasing skin generally.

This was not to be a very enjoyable visit. It was not immediately obvious though. Rosa was quite smiley when she first came in, and quite attractive. We agreed ?50 for sex, I think she wanted me to pay ?60 for oral as well. But as mentioned when she stripped off, it was not so good. She gave a lame massage, and when she asked me to turn over, I think she expected me to be erect straight away. Guys need foreplay too sometimes! Strangely, she crouched by the side of me, and stroked me a bit, but not very well. I asked to touch and suck her breasts, which got me going a bit, but really this was all very unerotic, and trouble was her body wasn't doing it for me. However, I eventually got going, and went on top. The mirror helped out to add a bit of eroticism;Rosa saying " have you come" didn't. However, at this point, I quickened up the pace, and shot my load. It was once of those visits that provided relief, but was unsatisfying. As mentioned I've always been lucky at this parlour, but clearly wasn't on this occasion. I might give the venue one more chance at some stage, but not Rosa.