Review of Donna of Pampers Massage, West Horndon

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A ground floor shop with curtained windows and an entryphone buzzer. It's a very small commercial area of a small village, with houses opposite and around. The premises are safe and clean, but the cubicles are tiny, about 10 feet by 5 feet, with narrow hard massage tables at bench height instead of beds. I was offered a shower.

Donna is probably late 30's being generous, with a well formed body and a good-looking face. Particularly nice breasts.

This place is keen to stay within the law. You pay ?15 for entry which includes a cursory massage, and you have to ask for additional, ie sexual, services. I asked for 30 minutes of her time to include covered oral and reverse, to completion if possible or with sex if not. She asked for another ?70. If I hadn't been already naked I might have walked, but I paid.
What I got was 5 min handplay, 5 min oral, 2 min cowgirl, 5 min mish, finishing myself off while kissing breast. No 69.
I'd read other FRs on this place, which all say OK but too dear. I am reporting it's not OK. The cubicles are clinical and oppressive, the table is hard, high up to climb on, and had a sheet of tissue paper instead of a towel to protect the blanket. How do they have the nerve to include pamper in their address?
I've been to parlours offering a ?50 VIP where a young attractive girl has rushed me through at the same pace, but I was at least in a proper double bedroom.
If the service I got at Pampers was half their price, I'd say good value for a quickie. As it is, you definitely don't get what you pay for.