Review of Luana of Bliss Massage, Manchester

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Bliss is quite a nice clean place. The receptionist was pleasant. I'd been there before and had been well pleased (Ashley).

Quite tall, an attractive girl with a very large bust. Very horny looking. Eastern European, heavy accent.

The amount of time spent says it all. Maybe it was even less than ten minutes - but if this girl could have managed it, I'd have been on my way in thirty seconds. When she entered the room, the inviting smile had gone. There was no emotion of any sort. She was not the least bit interested in providing pleasure. In fact she refused to even massage for more than about twenty seconds. It was straight on with the condom and then clumsy hand relief - which she abandoned after a few strokes.
She was cold and monosyllabic - 'You do work now,' she commanded as she flopped back, as lively as a corpse.
Clearly this woman is in the wrong job. What a shame, she looks good but what an attitude! It was a relief to get away. In more than 500 encounters, this is the worst ever: so bad that I felt obliged to get registered and let others know. Be warned.