Review of Alex of Affair Girls, Central London

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Reasonably clean place in what is quite a busy street in Green park. The actual apartment block has a foyer which shields you somewhat when getting buzzed in. Felt safe as it is a good part of town. Security camera clocks you when you enter the lobby.

Alex is about 35+ yrs and average looking in all accounts, the breasts are quite saggy with stretch marks, the stomach also affected in the same manner, her pout is about the best feature. I could have easily gone beyond the looks if her attitude had been right... read on...

With all the recent hype surrounding this escort on the Affair girls website, I decided to pay a visit last night (pun intended). I think a competition on who can write the most lurid review has been precipitated on their website.... the result: much over 'sexing up' of events that actually took place.

Yes Alex will take a deep BJ and yes she will endure hard penetration.... I say endure because she does not engage with you on any level, to her it is just a matter of going through the motions. This is one of those punts that promises the world but delivers a hamlet.

She used her hands frequently to block deep penetration on the BJ, I eventually got tired of trying to move them, penetration was good in doggy, but she failed to swallow on the money shot. I made the mistake of trusting her to do it, as I shot into her mouth from distance, it was spat out onto her chest.

Throughout the punt, I was not successful in trying to animate her beyond her cold mechanical stupor. When I told her she should try to look after her customers needs (within reason) to encourage a return visit, her response was 'I don't need you to return, I have my regulars'. This point just summarises her whole attitude.

And no I don't look like a train wreck! I'm a professional 30something and among my previous gf's have been fashion models.

I have had a few good punts, but I give priority to reporting on the lousy ones to stop punters being so easily parted with their hard earned money!

In summary, I was actually quite bored during this encounter? I left 20 mins early! I will not recommend her, and I will never return.